Worst Wedding Dress, revisisted

We thought we’d found the worst wedding dress in the world last month, when we showed you the see-through creation with the long, plastic-looking train.

We were wrong.

We’re pretty sure THIS is the worst wedding dress in the world:

Wedding dress with anatomically correct vagina may be the worst wedding dress in the world

Or, at least it WOULD be if it was actually available to buy and wear. Happily for wedding guests all over the world, though (Seriously, can you imagine trying to keep a straight face as THIS walked down the aisle towards you?) this isn’t actually “fashion”, but ART. It was designed by artist Hazel Moore, who displayed it during her degree show at Glasgow School of Art. Hazel says:

[yo_quote author=”Hazel Moore”]My degree show work for example explored the iconic Sheela-na-Gig. A conflicting symbol originally of fertility and later also of promiscuity. The Sheela-na-Gig motif throughout my degree show work celebrates the female form. My work confronts the audience‚Äôs own perceptions, encouraging them to not only interpret the work in front of them but also reflect their own reaction to the work.[/yo_quote]

Which, of course, begs the question: what IS your reaction to this dress? Do you see it as a feminist symbol, or simply as… a really bad dress?

Vagina wedding dress

The worst wedding dress of all time, or just a provocative piece of art?

While you’re pondering that important question, though, we’ve been taking a look back through our archives to find another example from the small, but growing much faster than we would ever have imagined, category which we call “Dresses Which Look a Bit Like Vaginas”. Catchy title, huh?

Who, for instance, can forget the famous ‘Vagina Prom Dress‘?

prom dress with pink vagina detail

Not us, that’s for sure. And trust us: we’ve tried.

Or, for those who prefer a more subtle approach (and we honestly hope that’s ALL of you…):

model in pink draped dress

Are there more vagina dresses out there? We can only hope not, but if there are, fear not, The Fashion Police will be on the case…


  • February 28, 2013


    One word… Crazy. But wearing this would still be better than actually showing your bre*sts and v*gina wearing that horrid see-through knit mess of wedding dress. At least the v*gina on display here is made of fabric and not the real thing.

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  • February 28, 2013


    I’m speechless. It’s … it’s just wrong.

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  • March 1, 2013


    Vom voms

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  • March 2, 2013


    Flashy (well, fleshy) add-on to your collection above: http://www.generasia.com/w/images/9/9e/OLIVIA_-_Sailing_free_Promo.jpg

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  • March 4, 2013


    My biggest concern is why is it so… correct? How may pictures did the artist have to stare at of female genitalia, and for how long in order to create something so accurate?

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  • March 4, 2013

    Pink Princess

    This is sick…

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