‘Witty Titties’ – shoes that make you look like a tit. Literally.

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Want to look like a complete tit? Well, you got your wish, in the most literal way possible…

We really hope these are supposed to be some kind of joke. If they’re not, then we may just have lost all faith in humanity. And also: the will to live.

They’re called "Witty Titties" (Because they’re "titties" that are "witty". See?) and they can be yours for 55 euros per pair or 66 euros "with piercing or tattoo". And with that sentence it’s official: we really have lost the will to live…

[via Dollymix]

7 Comments

  • May 20, 2008

    Raluca

    I would be extremely interested to know if one can enhance them? You know…silicone. Maybe one feels frustrated by their size.
    Now, seriously, I hope they are for Halloween or something similar. Who in their right mind would wear that/those in normal life?!

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  • May 20, 2008

    Veronika

    But who would wear them even for halloween?!
    and what exactly is “Witty” about them??

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  • May 20, 2008

    amelia

    Nothing is ‘witty’ about them. The word just rhymes with ‘titty’. They were probably trying to be clever. I wonder about the person who designed them, and who they thought was going to buy them. They must be for mad people (and madder people get to have pierced ones?)

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  • May 20, 2008

    Abby

    How vulgar! I don’t think they’re witty at all, I think they’re disgusting.

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  • May 20, 2008

    Danielle

    Putting aside how un-witty these titties are, has anyone noticed how uncomfortable they look? They look like wooden clogs from Holland or, god forbid, Crocs without holes for breathing.

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  • May 20, 2008

    Diana

    WTF?!?! now THOSE ARE INSANE

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  • September 3, 2008

    Anna

    Oh my God. What horrible person came up with these? And who would wear them?
    Crocs are sounding pretty good right about now…

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