Winkers: pants that make your butt cheeks wink as you walk

winkers-pants-that-winkWe don’t think we can explain this any better than the makers of these pants, so from the Winkers official website:

“Winkers is a new business just starting up. We decorate pants, usually jeans, in such a manner that they WINK as you walk. That is, the crease between your buttock and the top of your leg WINKS for you.”

Well, that’s just… just… Yeah. Because Winkers are handmade just for you, the price depends on what you’re having done, but if you’d like to know more (and see videos of the winking in action), just visit the website. Apparently some dresses can “wink too”. Imagine that!

8 Comments

  • August 24, 2009

    Mousy

    I watched the clips. The faces don’t look like they’re winking, they look like they’re having a seizure!

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  • August 24, 2009

    marcie

    oh my god, this is the weirdest, funniest thing I have ever seen!! Are you kidding?? Why would anyone want to buy these????

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  • August 24, 2009

    Lea

    I can live with the clap boards but everything else is just disturbing. And yes, they don’t look like they’re winking at all.

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  • August 24, 2009

    Anna

    Ummmmm? The clap boards made me smile, but the “winking” eyes are freaking scary. Like other people have said, they don’t even look like they’re winking, just like they have some sort of facial tic.
    I don’t have enough of a butt for these to work on me, and for the first time, I’m thankful for that.
    .-= Anna´s last blog ..Annoying thing =-.

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  • August 24, 2009

    Lina

    because there’s no better way to tell the person walking behind you that you like them than having your behind wink at them. And it doesn’t even look like winking. Twitching, maybe, but not winking.

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  • August 24, 2009

    Evelyn

    This has to be a joke!! Even the website is ridiculous…spelling mistakes everywhere! I’m seriously doubting the sanity of the individual who thought these bad boys up.

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  • August 25, 2009

    Andara

    Oh-kay….

    Seriously, the eyes are all atrocious. The clapboards and the quacking ducks are pretty clever, though. Not enough that I’d wear a pair, however.

    ^-.-^

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  • August 25, 2009

    Alison

    Trashy.

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