When Fringes Attack: Bruno Frisoni’s ‘Shire horse’ sandals

You know those people who take standard poodles and groom them into oblivion, even going so far as to dye their hair crazy colours, and not letting up until the dog is barely recognisable as a dog? That’s what we think of when we look at these Bruno Frisoni shoes. The dogs, we mean, not the owners. Oh, and Shire horses, obviously. They look a lot like the hooves of Shire horses. Bright pink ones. This is a strong sign that what we’re dealing with here is a Crime of Fashion. Seriously, do you want your feet to look like they belong on a Shire horse? Or a poodle. Didn’t think so.

Some people clearly do, though, and if you’re one of those people, you’re going to have to head over to the Bruno Frisoni website for a list of stockists. Don’t forget to tell us what you think before you go, though!

3 Comments

  • June 21, 2010

    Silke

    Wow, how hideous. At a closer look though I’m sure there is a pretty cute shoe under all that fringe.

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  • June 21, 2010

    Melanie

    I think I understand the idea of the shoe, but it should have been pulled off in a different way..a way that doesn’t end up looking like horse’s hooves.

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  • June 23, 2010

    Jackie Ono

    I love them. This is good TRASH. Yes, they look like something that a stripper would wear, but if I had the legs for them and the disposable cash, I definitely would find the occasion to wear them

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