What do you call cameltoe for men?

We call it “these Julien David pants“:

You can’t un-see it now, can you?

Want to know the saddest thing about this? They’re drop-crotch pants.You shouldn’t be able to get a cameltoe from a drop-crotch, should you? It’s the one thing – the ONE THING – that’s good about this particular “style”.

By some terrible cosmic irony, however, a dropped crotch can actually create the illusion of a cameloe where none exists, as in the example above. Or it can make an existing cameltoe much, much worse. We see you shaking your head at that. We’re going to make you wish you hadn’t doubted us:

(Note: the image over the jump may be NSFW. Or for eyes. Eyeball bleach at the ready folks, we’re goin’ in…)

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SEE?

 

8 Comments

  • August 25, 2011

    Courtney

    A male camel toe is called a moose knuckle. I thought everyone knew that 😉

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    • August 25, 2011

      Rhiann

      I didn’t! Well, until now that is 😉

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  • August 25, 2011

    Terry

    Moose knuckle! New to me, and quite horrific 😉

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  • August 25, 2011

    Emily Jayne

    Hehe, yup, definitely moose knuckle!

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  • August 25, 2011

    Rhiann

    I KNEW I shouldn’t have clicked on that link…..in fact I was warned, and still I did……Eeeergh.

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  • August 25, 2011

    Anna

    Moose knuckle? I just call it ca-male toe. Or lobster claw.

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  • August 27, 2011

    Emsk

    Ewww! Some things should simply be private.

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  • September 9, 2011

    Caramella

    The NSFW trousers look like sweater pants (as in, sticking your legs through the sleeves)… or is that just me?

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