What Amy Winehouse pleads guilty to assault, but not to commiting crimes of fashion

Amy Winehouse wears ballet pumps to court

Amy Winehouse has been in trouble with the real-life police this week, but The Fashion Police aren’t letting her off scot-free, either: Amy, we know you love your ballet pumps (and your new boobs), but do you really think this was an appropriate outfit to wear to court?

Amy was in court pleading guilty to assaulting someone at the pantomime this Christmas. We swear to God, we couldn’t make this up. She was given a two-year conditional discharge, and was ordered to pay a fine for damages. Was she guilty of crimes of fashion, too, though? What do you think?

6 Comments

  • January 21, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    If she’s going to get new boobs, she should get new blouses to fit them…

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  • January 21, 2010

    Brie

    Ahhh but this is conservative wear that you can use in court to Winehouse.

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  • January 22, 2010

    naomi

    with amy winehouse this is probably the best you can get for court…she had all her naughty bits covered and seemed sober of demeanor after all lol

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  • January 22, 2010

    Arumani

    In my opinion the only thing that really looks out of place is how short the skirt is. She isn’t showing to much cleavage, but I’m pretty sure the color of ballet flats don’t actually match anything else.

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  • January 22, 2010

    Carrie

    I remember you having OPINIONS on the ballet flats, Amber. :p (Click my name – those appear to be the same ones! Can’t believe they lasted this long.)

    Also: Nice cuffs, Amy.

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  • January 26, 2010

    Nyka

    This is actually the most composed, (and the prettiest) i’ve seen amy looking in a long time. I wish she’d wear long pants though because her legs look older than she is. But by all means, arrest those shoes.

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