Weird Wedges: the ‘Pole Dancer’ shoe

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You know, it gets harder and harder every day to find a good pair of wedges with your standard "naked woman" sculpture on the heel, doesn’t it? Why is that, do you think? Because as far as we can see, this shoe is just totally versatile: not so much a shoe for pole dancers as a shoe that has a pole dancer attached to it. Genuis, no?

We’re particularly liking the way the naked lady who forms the heel of this shoe appears to be writhing orgasmically against her pole. You just don’t see that on shoes every day, do you? And the perspex upper is the perfect finishing touch: in fact, come to think of it, we just bet that if the naked lady was wearing shoes, these are the very shoes she’d be wearing. Our heads hurt now.

These are yours for $175, folks. Do we hear any bids?

5 Comments

  • April 22, 2008

    Chica

    Eww, eww ewwwwwwwww, pure TACK.
    No doubt Jodie Marsh will be in a pair soon

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  • April 22, 2008

    Steph

    Knowing Jodie, she’ll be wearing the shoes and nothing else.

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  • April 22, 2008

    Kaitlin

    Wait. WOMEN are supposed to want to wear those?

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  • March 22, 2009

    kaylie

    hooker-tastic

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  • September 5, 2009

    Kate

    I would totally wear those

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