Ghetto Wedding Dresses: Here comes the bride Fashion Criminal!


These dresses come from a collection called "The Sensuous Bride". We could think of a few other names for them, but we think the dresses speak for themselves. Read on to find the dress of your dreams -wouldn’t you just love to walk down the aisle in one of these?


"Elvis has left the building." Fashion Criminals are still here, though.


Boobs: a bride’s most important accessory.


It was a shotgun wedding. It’s not hard to see why.


"Do you take this Fashion Criminal…?"


With the bit she ripped off the skirt, she was able to make a totally awesome veil…


Everyone told her the back view was the most important part…


Even getting her dress caught in the paper shredder couldn’t spoil her big day. OK, it kinda did…


  • April 28, 2008


    Hmm… if I HAD to choos one of these dresses, it’d be the last. Why? Because the rest of them are so bondage/Ibiza entertainer style that my body would actually refuse walk down that aisle wearing an atrocity such as the Elvis suit.

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  • April 28, 2008

    The Fashion Police

    Don’t think I can argue with you there, Hannah 🙂

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  • April 28, 2008


    And notice the lovely hairstyles these ladies are bravely wearing!

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  • April 28, 2008


    i like the face the red head is making. It looks like she’s trying to be sexy, but just looks dazed and confused.
    These dresses made my jaw drop they’re so bad. Who would do that to themselves?

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  • April 28, 2008

    Janet C

    Two comments:
    1. Can you imagine wearing one of these in front of your future mother in law… or FATHER IN LAW!?!?!
    2. Look closely at the two pics of Miss Backless — her boobs are amazingly uneven in the first; in the second, she looks like she’s tapping her right foot, as if she’s saying, “Take the damn pic already so I can GET OUT OF THIS DRESS!”

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  • April 28, 2008

    The Fashion Police

    Janet – lol! Her boobs are, indeed, rather lopsided!
    My favourite of these changes all the time, but right now it’s the very first picture in the set, at the top left of the post. Lookit the way she’s yanking down the dress, as if to try and reveal even MORE of her body! Either that or the dress just has a convenient “hand rest” feature. Hmm, never thought of that one….

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  • April 28, 2008


    Wow.. class spelt T-R-A-S-H

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  • April 28, 2008


    I agree, the last one would be the easiest to alter into something half way decent. Its still rather awful. I’d have to get rid of the extra long fringe crap and make a full skirt to go over the rest of it. The rest of the dresses are just a mess.

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  • May 29, 2008


    I used to wear dresses like that a lot.
    Of course that was back when I was working as a lapdancer.

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  • July 1, 2008


    There is no way I would be caught in a dress like that on my wedding day!

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  • August 9, 2008


    There is no such section on that web-site now.

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  • August 26, 2008


    Just because its white doesn’t make it a wedding dress…

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  • February 7, 2009


    The red head needs to close her mouth.

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  • February 10, 2009


    Not a spambot. LOVE.

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  • April 14, 2009


    Wedding dresses are supposed to be classy…

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  • May 6, 2009


    the dresses are cute………… some of them but i wouldt dare wear something like that i have more class so ill pass:D

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  • July 14, 2009


    Oh my goodness those dresses are awful! Are you sure they are for weddings? (Although they do have veils…) Yikes.

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  • January 23, 2010


    Sorry to say, but this looks like playboy bunnies and glitter prince would have been as a designer.
    I would not understand these anything else than bad humour, very bad in deed.

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  • June 8, 2010


    AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! If someone were to dress like this for there wedding, I would hightail it out of there, while possibly trying to tear my eyes out. I feel as if halloween has gone horribly wrong.

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  • June 19, 2010


    i would wear all the clothes

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  • July 15, 2010


    I wouldn’t wear any of these if my life depended on it. So much for weddings suposed to be classy…. Ah the people these days. Whoever made these “wedding dresses” should start making bondage langerie. They’d get alot more success there.. And redhead sure looks excited to be in those dresses lmfao.

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  • September 2, 2010


    I like how the pictures had to take it a step further into trashiness by making the models wear clear heels!

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  • September 21, 2010


    hekl== that dress is afwal

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  • September 21, 2010


    There’s nothing ‘ghetto’ about these dresses…trashy, yes, ghetto…no…learn what the term means before you use it.

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  • February 17, 2012

    ropa interior masculina

    Hola a tod@s: solo queria decir que desde hace un tiempo vengo siguiendo este blog que me parece de un gran interes. Me llamo Susana y soy una apasionada de este tema. La verdad es que me sorprenden algunas de las opiniones de los participantes. Que opinais vosotr@s?

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  • April 4, 2013

    C West

    The only one I can see working is the Elvis one, as a Halloween costume. Seriously, where has class gone in the world?

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