It's been becoming increasingly clear in recent months that we're currently living through an Era of Awful Trousers. Dropped crotches, supper-baggy legs (often with elasticated ankles), hideous patterns – you name it, we've seen it.
There's only one thing more amusing than Awful Trousers, though, and that's forcing you, our readers, to wear a pair of them. Today, we give you the choice of not one, but two pairs: it's up to you which pair you decide to go for, but remember – we're playing Wear or Die here, and the rules of the game state that if you don't choose one, you must die!
(The rules also state that you're not allowed to cover your chosen outfit up with a coat or similar, so no cheating! You must wear the outfits as they're shown.)
So, which one will you choose?