Wear or Die: Yellow and green should never be seen

Wear-or-die-yellow-green

  It's been becoming increasingly clear in recent months that we're currently living through an Era of Awful Trousers. Dropped crotches, supper-baggy legs (often with elasticated ankles), hideous patterns – you name it, we've seen it.

There's only one thing more amusing than Awful Trousers, though, and that's forcing you, our readers, to wear a pair of them. Today, we give you the choice of not one, but two pairs: it's up to you which pair you decide to go for, but remember – we're playing Wear or Die here, and the rules of the game state that if you don't choose one, you must die!

(The rules also state that you're not allowed to cover your chosen outfit up with a coat or similar, so no cheating! You must wear the outfits as they're shown.)

So, which one will you choose?

20 Comments

  • February 11, 2009

    Veronika

    the green ones…

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  • February 11, 2009

    Diana

    The green ones, at least the tank top looks kinda normal to me…

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  • February 11, 2009

    Diana

    The green ones… at least the tank top looks kinda “normal” to me..

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  • February 11, 2009

    Tsya Gita

    I’m feeling nauseous. I’d rather die.

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  • February 11, 2009

    bookmole

    The yellow ones – I have no idea what the green ones actually look like! Plus I like yellow! I would look very odd, though!

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  • February 11, 2009

    Evelyn

    I’d rather die.

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  • February 11, 2009

    Celeste

    I’m going with green in the hopes that it can’t actually be worst than the stretchy dropped crotch yellow thing. And I like the tank top and combat boots.

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  • February 11, 2009

    marian

    i think the yellow is hilarious. i will totally try and rock that out.

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  • February 11, 2009

    Am

    The green, and I’ll practise posing just like that model!

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  • February 11, 2009

    Kate

    WTF? The model on the right looks deranged! Of course, that’s how I’d be too, were I forced into quilted green trousers.
    So it’ll be yellow, I guess. Rather look like a pee-soaked diaper dripped in bile (and that’s saying something)

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  • February 11, 2009

    chocoholic

    I’d wear the yellow. Purely because the model in green looks possessed.

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  • February 12, 2009

    kevie

    The green ones remind me of spring breaks past — stumbling hungover through the campground with a sleeping bag wrapped around my waist, looking for a place downwind of the tents to throw up. So…I guess I have already worn the green one, while dying. Or feeling like I was.

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  • February 12, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Easy choice: the green.

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  • February 12, 2009

    Zoe

    Ooh, the green. One: the model looks like she’s having fun, in stead of dying on the spot, and two: IF you’re going crazy, go all-out crazy. With quilted, angular turquoise space-harem pants.

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  • February 12, 2009

    Weirdo Finn

    That yellow thing has, in a clever way with the shoulder straps (or what’d ever they could be called), made the drop crotch look like it were a part of a dress and not pants…

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  • February 12, 2009

    Vesi

    The yellow ones and go to very dark disco…

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  • February 12, 2009

    Fi

    The green ones are an inflatable or some kind, surely? And the girl in yellow is looking at the stylist behind the camera going ‘you cannot be serious. I’m so going to get you back for making me wear this.’
    I have to choose? Guess the green ones win out (just).

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  • February 13, 2009

    Kim D

    I would have to pick the yellow, because the top half is actually pretty… Then the bottom… Well…

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  • February 13, 2009

    aldyndskies

    Flowers for the recently deceased may be sent to. . .

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  • February 16, 2009

    Romanticide

    The green one more definitely, as yellow makes me look sickly because of my skin tone.

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