Wear or Die: We bet that you’ll look good on the dance floor…

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It’s party time, people! And as everyone knows, there ain’t no party like a Fashion Police party – especially when everyone’s wearing ugly outfits, handpicked by us!

This week you’ll be hitting the dance floor in one of the dresses above: either Goddiva’s red foil party dress or Julia Clancy’s leopard print ‘Latoyah’ smock, which isn’t actually a dress at all, but which will look very J.Lo worn with a pair of stilettos and a diva attitude.

We’re sure you’ll all look just lovely no matter which you chose to wear, of course, but which is it going to be? (Remember that if you don’t wear one… you die!)

14 Comments

  • June 4, 2008

    Helen

    The one on the right looks like something my granny would gladly wear. But I’d rather look like my granny than like a hooker, so I go for the leopard print (not to say that it’s classy). Stilettos, definitely.

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  • June 4, 2008

    Arielle

    I think I’d rather look like a hooker. Plus, at least the red is a pretty color!
    That’s actually an excellent idea for a party though – make everyone show up in the worst outfit they can find! Make it a contest, have prizes – like Halloween, only scarier!

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  • June 4, 2008

    Veronika

    Loving Arielle’s scary party idea. And red is the color for the night so we have a winner (thou the leo rag seems more wearable for day, but then again, I wouldnt want to wear it ever, huh, confused myself there..) yeay!

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  • June 4, 2008

    MsBirda

    Have to say, I’m a bit concerned about the actual layout of the smock. It’s basically just a big scarf pinned together isn’t it? Hmm…will get my party on in the tarty red number!

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  • June 4, 2008

    amelia

    oh dear, it looks like this party will be populated by people wearing EXACTLY the same outfit! For me, definitely the red, it looks like a quality street wrapper, but surely that’s part of the charm, no?

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  • June 4, 2008

    Diana

    OMG at first I was for the leopard print one but now I can see that it is SHORTER than the RED one, so I´ll definitely go for the red dress.
    But I´m worried because I know that the fabric will stick to my body like a second skin…

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  • June 4, 2008

    Danielle

    Well, theoretically, the leopard print might look good with a belt.. but I love the shiny red!

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  • June 4, 2008

    natasha

    no, the red one… the right one reminds me too much of liza minelli for some reason…

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  • June 4, 2008

    edith

    leopard print with shiney black leggings – brings back some memories of parties from my teenager hood.

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  • June 4, 2008

    Janet C

    The leopard print would definitely make me look fat and squat, so I’ll go for the slutty but figure-shaping red number.

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  • June 4, 2008

    Kerry

    I know it’s not really following the rules, but I’d go with the leopard, over skinny jeans and with stillettos

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  • June 5, 2008

    amaris

    red dress…it’s just more party like

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  • June 6, 2008

    Chica

    As red is my favourite colour – I guess the red ‘dress’ purely because I LOATHE animal print.
    I’d look like a tart but as long as I went out in a town where nobody knew me that I’d never return too I could live with it!

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  • November 4, 2009

    Leh

    I actually kind of like the one on the left. With black tights, it could be sexy.

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