Wear or Die: Tall and All printed hipster pants edition

Wear or die - Tall and All editionYou know the rules by now: you must choose one of the items above to wear, or you die.  And no, death is not really an option, so which pair of pants will it be?  The fruit and flowers hipsters (with the oranges, daisies and whatever the purple circles are)?  Or the lilac snakeskin print?

Make your choice and tell us in the comments!

21 Comments

  • September 21, 2010

    Cassi

    I would have to go with the print.

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  • September 21, 2010

    Janers

    fruit, with a lime green peacoat

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  • September 21, 2010

    bookmole

    OMG. OK. It will have to be the lilac. Because a solid colour is, always, better than a frantically busy print that does not even know what it is.

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    • September 21, 2010

      Jess

      This is what I was thinking, but as the solid colour is purple snakeskin, I think I might have to go with the print…

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  • September 21, 2010

    Megan

    I think I’d go with the print. That purple is just not very nice.

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  • September 21, 2010

    Moni

    Sorry, officers, but I have to choose death.
    The only way you’ll ever get me into one of these hideous abominations is to wrestle it on my cold dead body.
    Flared hipster pants are something that should not have been invented. Ever.

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  • September 21, 2010

    Jaynie

    Purple. And then I will get into my time machine and spend the required day out in the late 60s.

    What? Time travel is not forbidden in the rules!

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  • September 21, 2010

    Karen

    The purple, I think. Maybe if I pair it with a really long black sweater, no one would notice how hideous the color is.

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  • September 21, 2010

    Slug Monster

    Print. I have some pajamas that look like that. It’ll just look like I escaped the house.

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  • September 21, 2010

    trixytran

    Why or why does Tall and All insist on dressing tall people like clowns? For a tall person they are a cringe inducing nightmare!

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  • September 21, 2010

    Dana

    The purple are better, but only because I refuse to wear either white or patterned pants. I thinking wearing these might actually kill me though – they’d be 3 feet two long.

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  • September 21, 2010

    Nikki G

    I would have to go with the print. As much as I love purple, those would make me feel like Barney the big purple dinosaur.

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  • September 22, 2010

    Kookakicha

    Purple snakesprint. I like purple even if it has that hideous print.The rest of the job would be toning that brightness down and making it look decent. Mmmm, hard one.

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  • September 22, 2010

    Brie

    I love them both but lean toward the print.

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  • September 22, 2010

    Rhiannon

    I think it would have to be the purple pair. The others look like pyjamas. And maybe if I stuck a pair of platform boots with the purple ones people might think I was on my way to a 70s themed fancy dress party. Or doing it for charity or something. Maybe.

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  • September 22, 2010

    Tali

    Oh jeez, LOL!! Last May I found a pair of pants in my old closet at my parents house, that was a love child of both of those beauties!)) I have them for like 10 years and never wore them, but I love them so much for their crazy print! gonna wear them one day for sure, probably for a Latin Carnaval or so))

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  • September 23, 2010

    bobbie

    The purple…I’d have to pretend I was doing a fancy dress impersonation of a flashy pimp I think.

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  • September 27, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    The purple, for the same reason as Karen.

    There is a very similar pair in my mother’s wardrobe. (She never was very good at putting away / giving away stuff she doesn’t wear anymore, in this case for at least forty years.) Perhaps I’ll try them on when I’m there next, just to see if I’d rather die…

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  • October 24, 2010

    Buccia

    As above, purple, and say I was on my way to a 70’s fancy dress night.

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  • October 2, 2011

    Lucy

    The ones with the fruit and the flowers on.
    That way, when you walk, the movement would make the pattern strange so it would be too painful for people to look at you and therefore notice you.
    Simple.

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  • March 15, 2012

    kit

    I’d go with the purple, and pair it with this black top I’ve got. It would actually look nice, I think. Then again, I’m not opposed to purple pants. Printed pants are another story…

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