Wear or Die: Psychadelic Jumpsuit edition

Psychadelic-jumpsuits

 It's often said in our comments section that the Fashion Police "hate" all jumpsuits. We'd just like to take this opportunity to say that this isn't true: we don't actually hate ALL jumpsuits: just the ones that look like this.

(We do hate almost everything that has a swirly, psychedelic kind of print on it, though. That's certainly true.)

With that said, we present the two outfits above as this week's Wear or Die dilemma. Option A comes from Mango, and is £55. Option B is a Topshop creation, which doesn't seem to be available to buy yet, but don't worry, that doesn't stop us offering it to you today.

You know the rules, folks: you must pick one of the above outfits to wear in public, or face certain death. You must wear the outfits as shown above – no covering them up with coats, dresses or other items!

So, which one will you choose?

21 Comments

  • April 15, 2009

    The Style PA

    I think I may actually vomit. These are both hideous outfits. The colours… the print… the everything!

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  • April 15, 2009

    Evelyn

    I’d rather be fashionably dead!

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  • April 15, 2009

    Haley

    I wouldn’t wear any, but I don’t wanna die, so option A.

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  • April 15, 2009

    Link

    option A, because even though I’d look crazy, at least i wouldn’t look like a hooker.

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  • April 15, 2009

    Andrea

    I’d have to go with option B … I just cannot force myself to subscribe to the harem pant craze, not even to save my life!

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  • April 15, 2009

    gokarm

    Let’s be honest, as hideous as it is, print wise, the cut of option a is FAR more universally flattering than option b, and since both have equally heinous prints, option A is the only choice for me.

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  • April 15, 2009

    Moni

    Definitely A, and without hesitation, though I’d ask to be allowed different shoes…
    B is ugly in any respect and on top of it all looks like it was crocheted. Maybe it’s just the print, but I don’t dare taking a second look…

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  • April 15, 2009

    Theresa

    Option A. Ugly yes, but at least its not skin tight, and therefore might be more flattering…maybe.

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  • April 15, 2009

    xony

    Must be A…
    at least it looks like I can breathe in it…

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  • April 15, 2009

    Penelope

    A. I kinda like it. You dont have to offer me death to wear it, it just that I have a thing for ugly things like this…

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  • April 15, 2009

    Madeline

    I guess i choose A but, for the love of God, not with those shoes!

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  • April 15, 2009

    Anne Pink

    B, B, 100% B!!!!
    I’m really skinny and if I wear anything baggy it just swallows me up. Also, I prefer the print.

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  • April 15, 2009

    Celeste

    I’m going with A. Somehow the overall pattern is better than the weird sectioning on B. Also, when I followed the topshop link, I saw way too many horrifying options in that pattern.

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  • April 15, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Option A, for the benefit of anyone who has to see me wearing it.

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  • April 15, 2009

    chocoholic

    Option A. The top half is actually kind of cute and the print is far less offensive.

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  • April 15, 2009

    zoe

    Oh YIKES. Those are BAD. I’m speaking in CAPS, that’s how BAD they are.
    Given their similar general eyesoreness though, I can afford to go for comfort. A it is.

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  • April 16, 2009

    Jaz

    Option A because although they are both foul at least option A looks comfortable!!

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  • April 16, 2009

    ila, Bangalore

    i would choose A…

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  • April 16, 2009

    betsy

    Oh god. I hate them both so much, but instead of death I choose Option A. At least it would cover up the necessary areas.
    Option B looks knitted. Is it knitted? If so, that is terrifying. Think of the sagging!

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  • July 3, 2009

    lalaland

    B for sure. heck it might look nice on. and I’m really, really naturally thin so the other “thing” would swamp me.

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  • July 24, 2010

    Frankie

    Both are horrible. But being small and having a normally proportioned body I’d say A. B would make me look like a lycra 80’s nightmare. With a huge bum.

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