Wear or Die: prison attire, a.k.a. more denim jumpsuits

Denim-jumpsuits-wod

We're thinking of changing the name of this column to Jumpsuit or Die, purely because we're fairly certain that even if we live to be 100 years old, we still won't have time to round up all of the hideous jumpsuits that are drawn to our attention.

Today we bring you two creations that we think would make good choices for the Fashion Police prison uniforms. We must look into that. On the left, a denim jumpsuit by Alexander Wang, modelled by someone who was too ashamed to show her face. On the right, meanwhile, a denim jumpsuit from ASOS, modelled by, um, Rihanna.*

You, readers, must wear one of these jumpsuits or die. So, which one will you choose?

*Note: not really.

17 Comments

  • August 13, 2009

    Tibz

    Option B. It looks less like what a baby would wear, and seems much better fitted (at least at the bottom) than Option A. In fact, I think I would rather go naked than wear Option A. Ugh.

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  • August 13, 2009

    xony

    Iugh… option B, at least make people aware that I have a waist and that my legs are not short and stumpy like in option A.

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  • August 13, 2009

    Kat

    Option B. At least I’d have something of a waist!

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  • August 13, 2009

    Katie

    Option A. If you look at it a certain way, it could only appear to be light blue fabric instead of denim…

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  • August 13, 2009

    Celeste

    Option B. At least it fits

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  • August 13, 2009

    Leigh

    Option B. Better to look like I’ve escaped from a women’s correctional facility as envisioned in an 80s music video than to look like I’m wearing a toddler’s pajamas.

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  • August 13, 2009

    Meredith

    Option B looks like mom jeans attached to a denim top, so definitely Option A. You could wear a cute top underneath and unzip the zip really low.

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  • August 14, 2009

    chocoholic

    Definitely B.

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  • August 14, 2009

    Andara

    B. No question.
    Much rather the 80’s refugee than look like an overgrown infant.
    ^-.-^

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  • August 14, 2009

    Lauren

    B,at least I could delude myself into thinking that I was in a Girls Aloud video…

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  • August 16, 2009

    spikesnsilk

    Option A. Looks more comfortable, and as long as I don’t have to wear the shoes as well, I could stay inside and not come out til the day is over.

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  • August 17, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Like most of the others, B because it doesn’t look like babywear.

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  • August 18, 2009

    emily

    B..without a doubtt
    the other is just gross >.<

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  • August 20, 2009

    Isabel

    Option B.

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  • August 27, 2009

    Lazagna

    *gasp*!! Oh my god it’s a denim union suit!! HIDEOUS!!! This should only be worn in the 80s, at night, in the dark, while doing heavy manual labor. KILL IT!!!

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  • August 31, 2009

    Diandra

    Option B, it’s kind of edgy and daring. Plus it looks more…normal, and form flattering.
    Option A looks like some kind of funky futuristic suit!

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  • February 4, 2010

    aly

    i actually like option a

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