Wear or Die: Panic at the Disco!

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The collection these outfits come from is called The Disco Collection, so we’re assuming that’s where you’re supposed to wear them, although we reckon it’ll be a case of ‘panic at the disco’ indeed if you try wearing either one of these on a crowded dance floor…

Of course, we jest: we know these are art, dahlinks, but we still thought it might be fun to make you all choose one of them to wear – or die! So, what’s it to be, Fashion Police cadets? Will you choose to possibly disembowel people with your dress, or would you prefer to go for the "It’s going to be fun trying to sit down in it" skirt? Play Wear or Die with us, and tell us which one you’d choose!

20 Comments

  • June 11, 2008

    gokarm

    I’d wear the spiky one…it’s a great enforcer of personal space and the dress is kind of cute. Furthermore, I have big thighs, so I wouldn’t want to wear a leotard with saturn-like rings orbiting my already large bottom half. Avoiding references to planets is best.

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  • June 11, 2008

    Arielle

    I was thinking exactly that about personal space, gokarm. I’d also go for the dress because the silhouette is far less unflattering.

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  • June 11, 2008

    Janet C

    Yep, the one on the left most definitely. Nothing would work better for ensuring adequate dancing room on the floor.

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  • June 11, 2008

    Danielle

    I’m highly amused that the one on the right has kneepads. I think I’d wear that one just because of them.

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  • June 11, 2008

    Carol

    One on the left, with spikes. It would be easier to avoid hurting my husband if I can keep the torture devices around shoulder height.
    But I’d wear either one if I get to keep the shoes….

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  • June 11, 2008

    peachfish

    Yep, spiky dress it is. For all the same reasons listed above. Besides, it just looks more complete than dress #2.

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  • June 11, 2008

    Zoe

    Ooh, I’ll be today’s deviant, then. Weirdly undergarment-ish suspender-skirt-cage it is, for me; I could cheat by layering a circle skirt over it, couldn’t I? To give it a simple tutu-effect. A cage is easier to hide than those aerials that are sure to intercept alien signals.

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  • June 11, 2008

    bookmole

    The one on the right – easier to get to the bar wearing that. And I would need a drink after walking around in that…

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  • June 12, 2008

    amelia

    Well, I guess it could be either, they both really are really really odd (art Darlinks!). But as this is a must (wear or die) I’ll go for the spikey one, simply because it would cover more of my A**
    Though I am very impressed with the knee pads on the other one…

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  • June 12, 2008

    Megan

    I’d go with the first. No one would bother you in that.

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  • June 12, 2008

    Em

    I think I’d go with the weird skirt. I would hurt myself with the spikes.
    But, um, I really, really love those shoes.

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  • June 12, 2008

    Helen-LG

    Wow, I hadn’t even noticed the kneepads until they were mentioned!
    I’m definitely with the majority here and would go for spikes over the skirt any day – I might manage to get through the commute without being crushed for one! (good thing the dress isn’t a pale colour, black will hide the blood well!)

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  • June 19, 2008

    AC Caster

    I’d wear the first dress, honestly. I’d rather have wings than a chastity belt.

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  • June 23, 2008

    sai

    the right one, ‘cuz there’s no way I can get raped! 😀

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  • July 24, 2008

    Meg

    Mmmm, hard choice. I say, I’d wear the right preferably, but considering that it just might be too short, I choose the LEFT one.
    Simply because kneepads+leotard+skirt= aRT DARLINKS =)

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  • July 26, 2008

    Pyro

    At least I wouldn’t run the risk of murdering anybody with the one on the right, and maybe I could just hike the ‘skirt’ on the right up really high to sit down?

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  • July 29, 2008

    shiv

    spiky. at least it will be a talking point. the other one is just… *sigh*. what grown ass woman walks around the street in a leotard? not me!

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  • November 9, 2008

    Trancent

    I’d have to pick the ‘skirt’ one hands down. It reminds me of the crinoline and the mini-crini by Vivienne Westwood, who I might add, is a total artist and genius.
    I’m also loving those shoes. I have a similar pair at home.

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  • July 12, 2010

    Paisley

    I like the spiky one

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  • November 11, 2012

    Nala

    The one on the right, I wouldnt want to injure anyone.

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