Wear or Die: Mom “fashion”

Wear_or_die

"Kids? Time to come on in now – we got your ugly clothes all ready for you!"

Yes, for this week’s Wear or Die, we’re trying something a little different, so while these clothes won’t exactly burn the retinas of your eyes, they’re not going to be winning you any style awards either. In fact, they’ll make you look like someone’s mom.

The choice, then, has been laid before you: you can either wear "mom jeans" or … a skort. The catch is that if you don’t wear one of them – you die!

Drop us a comment to tell us your answer!

13 Comments

  • May 21, 2008

    Veronika

    the shorts-skirt wins: Id ripped off the skirt fabric and make it into shorts (and just shorts), a cheat but hey, Mummy knows best;)

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  • May 21, 2008

    Janet C

    It’s gotta be the skort. I’m short waisted already, and high-waist, elastic pants would make me look like Tweedle-Dee from the Disney movie.

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  • May 21, 2008

    aca

    …yeah, I’m going to take the skort. At least then it won’t look like my pants are eating my torso.

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  • May 21, 2008

    The Ex

    Ugh, die, please. Skorts are horrible on me.

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  • May 21, 2008

    Steph

    Skorts without question. Those jeans would give me even more backside than I have already.

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  • May 21, 2008

    Whit

    its gotta be the skrot… sadly.

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  • May 21, 2008

    Kate

    Skort–too easy. Though ’round these parts, it seems that a prerequisite for skort-wearing is that you must stop shaving your legs, too…so I don’t know about all that…:-P

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  • May 21, 2008

    gokarm

    Well I’ll be the odd one out and pick the jeans. Just cuz.

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  • May 21, 2008

    CP

    I’d take the skort on the condition that I could take a sharpie to them and give them some kind of edgy pattern to heal the pain.

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  • May 21, 2008

    natasha

    skort, and then i’d walk with my back to the wall all day and pretend it was a skirt

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  • May 22, 2008

    amelia

    Yeah – Skort. It’s nasty, but Natasha has the right idea – back to wall…

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  • June 1, 2008

    Whitney

    I’d pick the skort and pair it with a black t- shirt and flip- flops (not ugly ones, though).

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  • July 25, 2009

    Kat

    pants with my beautiful coat. hee hee hee. my coat’s a floor-length trench coat. i’d be wearing it in winter. hee hee hee.

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