Wear or Die: Katie/Katy edition – Katie Price or Katy Perry?

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This morning The Fashion Police woke up with a burning question on our minds: what would we have to do to persuade our readers to dress like Katie Price/Jordan, and make them think it was a good idea? And then the answer came to us: make the only other option dressing like Katy Perry, in the strange half suit/half dress outfits which was one of her costumes at the MTV Europe music awards. Simple!

As it happens, both women shown here are wearing weirdly indecisive outfits, but what we want to know is this: if you HAD to dress like one of them – or face death – which one would you choose? It's the "Katy/Katie" edition of Wear or Die, folks, and it's up to you to decide: which Katy/Katie would YOU rather be?

32 Comments

  • July 6, 2009

    gokarm

    I haaate cheap, trampy, short, and tight anything so I’d wear Katy’s costume. The tipping point is entirely due to the sneakers. If I’m going to look ridiculous, I’m at least going to be flat-footed and comfortable.

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  • July 6, 2009

    Alix

    I’d wear Katy Perry’s version, definitely. At least I’d feel halfway dressed while I wore it.

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  • July 6, 2009

    Mona

    Who would have thought – I’d rather wear Katie Price’s outfit. The fashion police really found a persuasive argument!

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  • July 6, 2009

    Kirsty

    I would rather die!

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  • July 6, 2009

    Andrea

  • July 6, 2009

    Theresa

    Katie Price. I think they are both awful, but at least both of Katie’s halves are girls.

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  • July 6, 2009

    Danielle

    I’d wear Katie’s. Only because it doesn’t look like a comedy act as Katy’s.

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  • July 6, 2009

    Sea

    I’d wear Katy’s because its showing a lot less skin. And I’d be tempted to wear both halves if they were entire garments (plus, allstars <3)
    Although I do quite like the CONCEPT of Katie's, what with the hair and everything.

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  • July 6, 2009

    Celeste

    Katie Price. Though why is she wielding hair styling tools?

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  • July 6, 2009

    Alice

    katy perry. I’m not really a fan of such exorbitant amounts of pink.

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  • July 6, 2009

    Nina

    Katy! Because for the life of me I’ll never ever wear anything that is cut out in the middle. And maybe it would at least amuse my friends. The other one is just too pink, too shiny, looks way too cheap.

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  • July 6, 2009

    Alex

    DIE DIE DIE!

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  • July 6, 2009

    Katie

    Katy Perry. At least it’s useful for something like Halloween. And I wouldn’t feel like a ho.

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  • July 6, 2009

    Sophie

    I would wear Katy’s because it LOOKS like an outfit intended as a joke, whereas Katie’s just looks trampy.

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  • July 6, 2009

    Sarah

    Out of those two pictures, I would chose Katie Price. However, out of their general overall wardrobe, I would definitely choose Katy Perry.

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  • July 6, 2009

    NikkiG

    I would wear Katy Perry’s outfit because it could at least be passed off as a joke. I would rather die than be seen in something Katie/Jordan would wear.

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  • July 7, 2009

    chocoholic

    Katy Perry. At least my modesty would be intact.

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  • July 7, 2009

    xony

    Katy, for a simple reason: MATCHING SHOES.
    Plus, I don’t wanna be carrying around a straightener-thingy in one hand and a curling-thingy in the other.

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  • July 7, 2009

    spikesnsilk

    I’d choose Katy Perry’s ridiculous ensemble, because it at least appears to have a point.

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  • July 7, 2009

    Sonya

    i love katy perrys outfit. i wouldn’t wear it, but I would certainly rather wear it than Katie price’s

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  • July 7, 2009

    Natasha

    Never thought I’d say it, but Jordan’s. Katy Perry just looks like some weird hermaphrodite/split personality villain from Batman.

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  • July 7, 2009

    Diandra

    Katy Perry! At least it kind of looks like a halloween costume or something! The other one just looks tacky. Plus I hate matchy-matchy!

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  • July 8, 2009

    Sarah

    Katy’s. Katie Price looks so cheap and trampy in this skin-tight, bright pink, short *and* shiny dress. I mean, c’mon, I would rather have people laugh with me while having a good time than have guys come up asking “How much for a good time?”

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  • July 10, 2009

    maddy

    Hell, I would go with Jordan`s. Even with the half curly half straight hair. They are both ridiculous anyway but Jordan`s seems more funny, in a sad clown way.

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  • July 10, 2009

    Nyx

    Damn…

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  • July 11, 2009

    Hanni

    Katy Perrys ONLY because she looks kinda cool/funky/out thereish, were as Katie price looks like a barbie ( as usual!)and that annoys me. and !!converse!!

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  • July 31, 2009

    Molly

    Ooo! Ooo! I piiiiiiick… death.

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  • November 5, 2009

    Umm

    Um, I’d wear both for the heck of it! I’d be laughing.

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  • February 18, 2010

    Lenii

    Katy’s. I’ve always loved the split costume – like the one in Phantom of the Opera, Masquerade scene – that’s an amazing piece of work. Katie’s one…is pink. Too pink. Far too pink. Not to mention it looks a little – cheap. Ugh.

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  • July 12, 2010

    Paisley

    I love Katy’s and i’d totally wear it

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  • August 22, 2010

    haley

    if the pink outfit came in a diff. colour maybe. if not than option b all the way.

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  • December 31, 2011

    ferry

    Katy perry <3 !

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