Wear or Die: Jumpsuit for your life!

Wear-or-die-jumpsuits

This week's Wear or Die is a special treat for those of you who love jumpsuits. And for those of you who don't – well, it is Wear or Die, what do you expect?

For those of you who've never played before, a quick recap of the rules:

1. You must pick one of the outfits above to wear – on pain of death!

2. Death is not an option. Sorry.

See, easy, isn't it? Well, it would be easy if it wasn't a choice between a droopy crotch or massive hips, obviously. But it is, so let's decide: which outfit would you choose?

[Option A | Option B]

22 Comments

  • May 20, 2009

    Rebecca

    I’d choose option two if only because of option one’s crazy pregnancy-simulation bulge. And at least the latter one has pockets? I think?

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  • May 20, 2009

    Camilla

    I will take the right one and pair it with enormous shoes and a bright wig and pretend my new job is as a clown.

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  • May 20, 2009

    Moni

    The left one. There’s NO WAY I’d wear that silly patterned monstrosity on the right. Even if I wasn’t scared of clowns.

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  • May 20, 2009

    Moni

    The left one. There’s NO WAY I’d wear that silly patterned monstrosity on the right. Even if I wasn’t scared of clowns.

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  • May 20, 2009

    Janine

    Option 2. I think looking like an enormously big hipped clown is better than looking pregnant in army green harem pants.

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  • May 20, 2009

    Riali

    Option B. A hideous pattern is better than that terrible beige.

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  • May 20, 2009

    nj

    despite the fact that it is a nasty preggo-diaper look i would take A…because i love those shoes (the outfit would get tossed but those are a keeper) and B is a disturbing cloud-clown combo that would give me nightmares

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  • May 20, 2009

    nj

    despite the fact that it is a nasty preggo-diaper look i would take A…because i love those shoes (the outfit would get tossed but those are a keeper) and B is a disturbing cloud-clown combo that would give me nightmares

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  • May 20, 2009

    Danny

    Come on, people, option B is TERRIBLE, that pattern looks like a rainbow of fish scales! And those pointy hips..ugh.
    Option A, without a doubt. I’m sure that if you paired it with a wide belt and used it properly, you’d find a way to hide that pregnant-like belly.

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  • May 20, 2009

    Arielle

    Option A, because the color is so drab that if I were just careful to hide behind people or things, I might not be noticed. I could be hiding behind an elephant in the other one and people would still spot me from a mile away.

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  • May 20, 2009

    Anna

    A. That clown one is just awful.

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  • May 20, 2009

    Kathleen

    Option A. Somehow, the solid color makes it a wee bit more tolerable than the patterned jumpsuit on the right.

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  • May 20, 2009

    Crystal

    Option A! It could be restyled to work. The other there is no hope for!

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  • May 20, 2009

    NikkiG

    Option B for the simple fact that I can’t wear tube tops.

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  • May 21, 2009

    chocoholic

    Option A. for the blending into the background reason.

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  • May 21, 2009

    kevie

    Option B, because it is so clearly a joke. If I wore A, some benighted soul might think I meant it.

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  • May 21, 2009

    Victoria

    ha! option A’s shoes match Option B!
    I’d take option A, it’s not that bad really… I’ve seen some people wear it around town.

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  • May 21, 2009

    Evelyn

    A…with enormous sunglasses.

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  • May 21, 2009

    Janet C

    Death. Wait, maybe….. Nope, definitely death.

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  • May 27, 2009

    Diandra

    I pick A…You could wear it with a belt I guess? I’m sure it’d look good on some people. Maybe. And, at least it’s inconspicuous!

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  • May 28, 2009

    nimani

    The combination of harem pants and the pregnancy belly makes Option A unacceptable. Kevie, great comment! So true, who would believe that you really think you look good in Option B whereas option A looks as if you take yourself seriously. I go with the Clown look.

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  • June 7, 2009

    Morgan

    Option A, simply because the other one would make me resemble an Easter Egg.

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