Wear or Die: House of Holland denim edition


London Fashion Week has been and gone, but we’re still having recurring nightmares about some of the pieces featured in the House of Holland show, so we figured, what the hell! Let’s make our readers choose one of these outfits to wear… or die! And then we laughed like cartoon villains.

The two outfits we’ve chosen for you both feature a dash of denim. Would you rather wear that denim placed strategically over your private parts, as in option A, however, or in the form of a denim bra, worn with big pants and lots of lace, like option B? The choice is yours: just remember, however, that you must choose one outfit to wear – in this game, death is NOT an option!

So, what’s it going to be?


  • November 5, 2009


    The one on the right is slightly more tolerable.

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  • November 13, 2009


    the first one.

    if you HAVE to make a hideous fashion statement, why not make the most of it?

    i know what you’re thinking. 🙂

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  • November 16, 2009


    One on the left.

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  • December 19, 2009


    Shoot me now…
    the one on the left i suppose

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  • February 4, 2010


    the dress

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  • July 3, 2010


    Lace and denim…
    and I actually like the outfit…

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  • August 12, 2011


    One on the left. Probably cut all the lace off and wear it with brown wedges! And a floral headband

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    • August 12, 2011


      Actually i’d keep them shoes, i love them!!

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