Wear or Die: Crotch Vs Hips

Crotch or hips, crotch or hips? That’s the choice that lies before you today, readers. Would you rather have all of the droopy, excess material on your pants hanging loosely between your knees…or would you prefer to have it hanging loosely around your hips? Of course, you may well prefer not to have any droopy fabric on your trousers AT ALL, but that’s too bad, because this is Wear or Die, and that means you must choose one of the items above to wear… or you must die.

Which one would you choose? (Remember: DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION!)

(Option A: Givenchy, £1073.70, Option B: Matthew Williamson ,£534)

32 Comments

  • February 4, 2010

    Moni

    For me it’s option A, as it has at least a nice pattern which is a lot less offensive than the other and can be combined better. Also, at first glance it looks a bit like leggings and a skirt. So I’ll take A.

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    • February 4, 2010

      Rock Hyrax

      Same here, same reason. I feel sorry for the people at the factory that produces the material for B!

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  • February 4, 2010

    Rebecca

    It’s the haremocalypse.

    Option A, better print, I guess? I could probably wear that out around here and be the only one who’s incredibly offended by it xD

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    • February 4, 2010

      The Fashion Police

      Haha, I LOVE “haremocalypse”! Feels like that’s been happening for a long, long time now, too!

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  • February 4, 2010

    Fashionista's Daily Thoughts

    I like the print better on the crotch-droppers, but I would rather have hips so option B.
    .-= Fashionista’s Daily Thoughts´s last blog ..Hiatus… =-.

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  • February 4, 2010

    ila naidu

    option b…… prefer the shading

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  • February 4, 2010

    Ash

    Option B. At least I’ll be able to run which will really help me as I hunch over and hide my face behind my purse.

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  • February 4, 2010

    Nyka

    B! If i have to look the part of a Fashion Victim I might as well pay 530 instead of 1070. Also it could be worn on Halloween along with a multicoloured clown wig thus the embarrassment would be greatly reduced.

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  • February 4, 2010

    bean

    Option B please! Both horrific but at least B doesn’t look like a saggy monochrome skin disease.

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  • February 4, 2010

    Ellen S.

    B, by a slim margin…
    .-= Ellen S.´s last blog ..Handbag of the Day: Leather Zip Clutch =-.

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  • February 4, 2010

    Katie

    A, because at least it’s black and white and I could blend in to the background.

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  • February 4, 2010

    Megs

    Ew! Option A because I would prefer not to blind some people with B.

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  • February 5, 2010

    Sarah

    B. It at least looks interesting, and is cheaper. The first may have a “better” print, but it’s also one that I’ve seen a lot, or a lot similar. If I’m going to have to stick out like this, I want it to be interesting lol.

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  • February 5, 2010

    Brie

    Burn them both in a fire!
    .-= Brie´s last blog ..Avon Pro-To-Go Listick: Review =-.

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  • February 5, 2010

    Leigh

    Option B, because, unlike Megs, I do want to blind people, preferably quickly. That way they won’t be sure it was _me_ that they saw in those pants.
    .-= Leigh´s last blog ..L’Oreal True Match Super Blendable Makeup in Porcelain =-.

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  • February 5, 2010

    aly

    b. i like the colors better

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  • February 5, 2010

    Annabelle

    I’d wear option A, but with a bag in my head or a mask or maybe B, and I’ll claim I’m impersonating MC Hammer.

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  • February 5, 2010

    Khalalelo

    Option B really isn`t that bad!!
    I`d take away the shoes and have a neutral low heel instead.
    And have a simple tank top, as shirt to balance out the pattern and the struture!!
    Option A just has no hope… harem pants just does not work.

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  • February 6, 2010

    Carrie

    I actually really like both (I know, not the target demographic XP). A is a nice fabric, but the length of the pants and the waistband, which is frankly crappy-looking, kills it for me. I’d wear B, first with pretentiously fluffy hair, a tiny crossbody bag in a metallic or neutral, a white/cream/beige fairly-high-necked shirt, a simple chain necklace, and something like a nude version of the shoes in A or nude wedges. That’s what it jumps out to me as.

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  • February 6, 2010

    Cat

    I’d choose death.

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  • February 6, 2010

    AJ

    Option B, although i wish I could choose die.

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  • February 7, 2010

    Diandra

    B. I like the print on A though; but I think B would look less ridiculous, you know? At least it says “casual” instead of “crazy” lol. tbh it would probably look worse on though!

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  • February 11, 2010

    EricB

    The shape of B with the colors of would be OK, I guess.

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  • February 16, 2010

    Frankie

    hmmm, B because its colourful and wouldn’t look like I was wearing a massive diaper under my pants! it would instead make me look like I have legs like a chicken drumstick…slightly better…at least I’d be able to walk without some baggage between my thighs.

    Lenii would probably want to wear option A though. ahahaha!!

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  • February 18, 2010

    Lenii

    Haha nope, I would also pick B. A is making me dizzy just looking at it, I think wearing that would draw a lot more attention than B. And I really hate dropped crotches.

    Now it’s just a matter of finding something to wear WITH it… O.o

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    • February 18, 2010

      Frankie

      no I mean you’d want to wear option A for ;P AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! or maybe you’d just make me wear them LOL!

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  • February 18, 2010

    nire

    u sure death isnt an option…

    if i had to choose it would be option a though, at least it only looks like you tragically have a matching skirt and legging printed combo

    b is……… no comment

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  • February 20, 2010

    RoseQuartz54

    OMG I love both! (I am such a fashion criminal!)
    Of course, all of us harem-pants-lovers will be rejected in society…..
    I like B so much, I have totally been eyeing those since the Matthew Williamson resort 2010 collection was previewed…. and A is awesome too!

    I have a feeling I don’t belong here. LOL 😉

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  • May 2, 2010

    Elle

    I would choose b. The shading is cute, and if you cut off the bottom half they would just look like a poofy short/skirt combo.

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  • May 11, 2010

    amanda

    They are both adorable today is option a and tommorow shall be option b

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  • July 31, 2010

    Mad Hatter