Wear or Die: Clubwear Edition

Clubwear

Folks, grab your coats – we’re taking you clubbing. Actually, on second thoughts, forget the coats – you see, this is clubbing Wear or Die style, and you wouldn’t want to hide the pretty clothes we’ve got picked out for you, would you?

This week we’ve gone searching through the clubwear section of our cells, and we’ve unearthed these two little beauties for you to try. You may be thinking the item on the left is a dress, but think again: this is actually a jumpsuit, although whether that makes it better or worse is up to you to decide. Decide you must, though, because it’s either wear this, wear the dress next to it – or die. So, what’s it going to be?

(If you’re new to Wear or Die, the rules of the game can be found here)

15 Comments

  • August 27, 2008

    EZibbets

    I actually kind of love the one on the left. I would wear it proudly to Abba night at the disco. 😉

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  • August 27, 2008

    Manu

    Jesus! I’m too young to die, so… I think I’d go with the jumpsuit even though I hate them, because I don’t think the so called dress would fit my tummy :P.

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  • August 27, 2008

    Glamfille

    The dress, while pregnant. It’s very comfortable – you know, for the tummy.

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  • August 27, 2008

    Amanda

    The one on the left. Hopefully on the crowded dance floor people will only see the tube top part, and think I’m wearing jeans on the bottom.

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  • August 27, 2008

    Am

    wow. I think it might have to be death…
    On second thoughts, I can’t die – I have too many dependents! So, on second thoughts it will have to be the hideous jump suit – my stomach is sadly not as it used to be (sobs VERY loudly) so the one on the right would be totally out of the question.
    Can I wear a wig, and prosthetics to cover my identity?

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  • August 27, 2008

    Arielle

    The one on the left could be turned into a very interesting, funky look for the right girl. A pair of patterned tights or fishnets, punk / goth boots instead of the heels, and some punk / goth accessories, like a wide choker and fingerless gloves.
    I, however, am not the right girl, and both outfits would look ridiculous on me no matter how I altered them. That said, I’d go with the one on the left, as after two children, my stomach is not pretty enough to display!

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  • August 27, 2008

    Julie

    The one on the left looks enough like a dress that it’s not as horrible as it could be.
    Also, since the only time I go clubbing is Goth night, it’ll be one of the least offensive outfits in the room. 😀

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  • August 27, 2008

    Danielle

    I don’t think anything could make the one on the right any better, so the left it is! Since it’s dark inside, it probably won’t seem that bad..

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  • August 27, 2008

    Kate

    There’s no rule against wearing stuff under the dress, is it? If that’s kosher, then I’d put *something* under the dress to cover my stomach and wear that. I guess. Because with the jumpsuit on the left, the last thing I need to do is highlight my thunder thighs.

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  • August 28, 2008

    mary hartley

    die considering its a little to slutty for me

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  • August 28, 2008

    Celeste

    this is a tough one, but I’m going with the jumpsuit, because the weird belly thing on the other one makes the model look heavier and slightly deformed.

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  • August 28, 2008

    SJ

    Well, if you wear the one on the left, you can always tack on some pale face makeup, black lipstick, a choker and a pair of clunky knee high boots and just pretend to be a goth for the day.
    I can’t see managing to make the second one look like anything but slutty.

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  • August 28, 2008

    marian

    i’d shake my tail feather in the one on the left. and wear a paper bag over my head while i was at it.

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  • November 9, 2008

    Trancent

    Urgh. They’re both so bad.
    But I suppose I’d have to choose the one on the left. And add some major accessories to it if I was permitted.
    The right one just looks like a disaster. I mean, looking at the model, she appears so pretty and proportioned til we reach her stomach, which is grossly emphasized even though she is already so thin.

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  • September 7, 2009

    Diandra

    The one on the right. It’s not very flattering but it’s better than the wierd black jumpsuit. Since it’s for clubbing, it’s almost acceptable, know what I mean?

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