Wear or Die: All White on the Night

White_dresses_2

Throw away your little black dresses, folks! White is where it’s at – or it is when it’s Wednesday afternoon and it’s time to play Wear or Die, anyway…

Today your choice is between the two dresses shown above. We don’t care whether you decide to flaunt your figure in the skintight "I’m totally not wearing any underwear with this" dress on the left, or the "Don’t you think shredded loo roll makes excellent party clothes?" number on the right. All we care about is that you choose to wear one of them – or die!

Tell us your choice in the comments field below!

16 Comments

  • June 18, 2008

    peachfish

    I gotta go with the toilet paper jellyfish dress. The other one just seems very likely to cling in all the wrong places while the ruffle profusion of the tp dress could at least disguise some flaws. Plus, it just looks more festive and less slutty!

    View Comment
  • June 18, 2008

    Helen

    I, too, prefer the toilet paper one. At least the top half doesn’t look too bad, so I guess I would be doing a lot of sitting (at a table, preferably).

    View Comment
  • June 18, 2008

    Whit

    I might have to die on this one 🙁

    View Comment
  • June 18, 2008

    Kate

    I would almost (ALMOST) have to go for the one on the left, but for that weird sleeve business. If the one strap were sleeveless, it might be feasible. But not the way it is, with that odd fluttery wimpy thing–reminds me a bit too much of 1980’s garden party.
    So I guess that defaults me to the jellyfish one.

    View Comment
  • June 18, 2008

    Alison

    I would never be able to pull off the one on the left so I’d have to go with the toilet paper fiasco on the right. At least the top half is decent.

    View Comment
  • June 18, 2008

    bookmole

    Toilet Roll Jelly Fish dress. The top half is rather pretty, and flattering.

    View Comment
  • June 18, 2008

    Natasha

    The one on the left, and then I’d spend the entire evening with the faulty side against a wall, trying to look as if I was wearing a fairly inconspicuous slutty white dress. the jellyfish is just too horrible for words.

    View Comment
  • June 18, 2008

    Anna

    I opt for death on this one

    View Comment
  • June 19, 2008

    Kimberly

    Left. While the left one does scream whore, the right one is too heinous for even a slut to don.

    View Comment
  • June 19, 2008

    Kimberly

    EDIT:
    Ooh. Upon reading the rules for Wear or Die, I think I’ve come up with a slightly less-heinous solution. A white camisole, a decent bra, and a nice pair of darkwash skinny jeans could do wonder.

    View Comment
  • June 19, 2008

    Danielle

    Toilet paper. At least I could wear underwear.

    View Comment
  • June 20, 2008

    Janet C

    Toilet paper jelly fish for me. I’d fear that even my pubic hair would show through the one on the left, even if I DID try to wear undies. And I’d spend all night tugging it back down — this type of dress has a way of “walking north”.

    View Comment
  • June 23, 2008

    Diana

    HAHAHAHAHA LMAO the toilet paper one! at least it is not see-through.

    View Comment
  • July 29, 2008

    shiv

    haha the one on the left. i’d rather look like a slut than a walking cheerleaders pom pom

    View Comment
  • April 24, 2009

    Anne Pink

    Left, I look rediculous in any dress that passes my knees (unless it’s full length, but still)

    View Comment
  • April 24, 2009

    Anne Pink

    And I don’t want to look like a jelly fish (or sea jelly, whatever you like)

    View Comment