Wear or Die | The Return!

It’s been a long time since we last played Wear or Die – the game in which everyone’s a loser – so let’s have a quick recap of the rules…

First, we present you with two outfit options:

Wear or Die from The Fashion Police

Option A | Option B

Next, you must choose one of these outfits to wear, in public, and without doing anything to conceal it : so you can’t, for instance, say “Oh, I’ll take Option A, but I’ll wear a coat over the top and a bag over my head!” Doesn’t work that way, sorry.

If you don’t choose one of the two items to wear? You die. Simple.

Oh yeah, and death is not an option – we repeat, DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION – so you’re going to have to pick one of these two aweome outfits, we’re afraid. Lucky you!

For this week’s selection, we bring you two vintage outfits. The product descriptions don’t include the era, but we’re going to guess they’re from the 1970s, because when else would people have voluntarily walked around dressed like this? Of course, the fact that these items provide a small slice of fashion history may help make up for some of their shortcomings, or perhaps you’ll genuinely like one – or even both – of them. If that’s the case, then your choice is an easy one. If not, however, well, it sucks to be you, because this is Wear or Die, and you’re not seriously going to tell us you’d rather die than wear one little outfit, are you?

Are you? Which of these outfits would you choose to wear, if you had to wear one… or DIE?

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