WEAR or DIE? | Cut-out dress edition

Wear or Die is a Fashion Police weekly dilemma in which we ask you to choose between two outfits, selected by us. You must wear one of them – or die. Which will you choose?

Here’s this week’s selection:

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OPTION A | OPTION B

This week’s WEAR or DIE could probably have been titled “boobs or butt”. Let’s face it: that’s what these two dresses are all about, and you’re almost guaranteed to end up flashing one or the other, depending on which option you choose. Giving the phrase “body-conscious” a whole new meaning, Option A comes with a serious risk of VPL (not to mention  some interesting tan lines if you wear it during the day), while Option B has “wardrobe malfunction” written all over it.

This is Wear or Die, though, and you know the rules: you have to wear one of ’em. Speaking of the rules, just in case you aren’t familiar with them, here’s a quick re-cap:

1. You must wear one of the two outfits above.

2. You must wear the chosen outfit in public – no hiding in your room!

3. You must wear it as shown in the image, so sorry, but you can’t wear something under or over either of these dresses: that would be too easy.

4. If you don’t wear one of these outfits? YOU DIE.*

We reckon this is a fairly easy one, and we THINK we know which option you’ll choose, but then again, you’ve surprised us before, so nothing is certain when it comes to Wear or Die.

Ready to play? Just leave a comment and tell us which outfit you’d wear, if you had to wear one… or die.

* Not really.

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10 Comments

  • February 26, 2014

    lizvocal

    If I wore either, other people would drop dead from the sight. But I would rather flash my side fat than my whole torso, so option A for me.

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  • February 26, 2014

    Cassi

    I’d wear B, but only if I had a ton of Hollywood tape to hold everything in place. I’d just rather show my sternum/side breast than all the flesh squeezing out the sides of dress A…

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  • February 26, 2014

    Claire

    Yeah, as embarrassing as both would be, I think I’d prefer jiggling all over the place (cue the duct tape, please) to looking like an overstuffed sausage.

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  • February 27, 2014

    Carol

    Been lovely knowing you all, but I’m going to die here. These don’t look good on anyone and I can’t possibly wear either. Besides, I’d die of embarrassment, so might as well do it up front before scaring the public with the extra flesh-flash.

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    • February 27, 2014

      Ghalia

      You really cracked me up xD

      Seriously? SERIOUSLY? People wear things like this? People SELL things like this? Fine. I would go with option B. My small chest would make it a little less obscene, & mean I’m a lot less likely to flash a nipple or two!

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  • February 27, 2014

    Theresa

    As hideous as it would be on me, I would go with A, because I’d rather have people judge me for cellulite while still covering all the important bits than have people witness a wardrobe malfunction in which both of my considerably sized breasts could pop out at any moment.

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  • March 3, 2014

    Jane

    I think I’d have to do B– but only if allowed Hollywood tape!

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  • March 3, 2014

    naiadknight

    I think I’d hafta go with A on this one. I’m not willing to risk legal trouble if my boobs decided to take a stroll through the boob panel of B.

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  • March 3, 2014

    Claudia

    I’d go with B – but only because I have no boobs, so no danger here. Otherwise, it would be A – it is better to let people see you wear no underwear, than having the flesh hang out. And nobody said you are not allowed a larger dress size!

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  • March 3, 2014

    Tess

    These are really ugly and indecent! I think I’ll choose A and wear a mask. Mask is not allowed? Ok, I give up.

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