Wear or Die | Comme des Fashion Criminals

It’s Wednesday – or “Wear or Die Day” as we like to think of it here at Fashion Police HQ, and that means it’s time to play everyone’s least-favourite game!

Today’s edition of Wear or Die features these two creations from the Comme des Garcons Spring/Summer 2014 collection:

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Totes artistic, as we’re sure someone is about to tell us, but the problem with that is, we’re not asking you to hang them on your wall, or admire them from a distance, are we? No, we’re asking you to WEAR them. On your body. And in public. Without making any modifications, or attempting to hide them in any way.

Oh yeah, and if you DON’T choose one of them to wear? You die. Sorry about that.

In order to avoid certain death, then, you must choose one of these two outfits to wear. Remember, death is not an option, (Mostly because it’s no fun if everyone just goes, “I die!” You’re not Rachel Zoe now, are you?)

So, which will you choose? Will you be, er, “pretty” in pink, or will you go back to black?

Which of these outfits would you wear, if you had to wear one… or DIE?

8 Comments

  • February 5, 2014

    Theresa

    Pink? At least it’s more cheerful, in a sickening sort of way…

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  • February 5, 2014

    Hana

    B, and I would wear it with a similar expression in my face as the model(aka: This is OMGDESIGNER and you don’t understand, you mere humans).

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  • February 5, 2014

    Lenandrea

    B looks like a sad cartoon bird

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  • February 5, 2014

    Heidi

    If I wear the pink one, may I also have a large bean-bag chair in the same fabric to sit in? At least I’d only look like I slipped and fell into a pile of mistakes from a clothing factory.

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  • February 5, 2014

    lizvocal

    I’ll take one of each, I’m off to a science fiction convention this weekend! The pink one would stand out even there, I’m afraid.

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  • February 5, 2014

    Rachel

    B! More because I want to find 101 uses for that hairdo

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  • February 5, 2014

    Moloko

    Damn this one’s begging to choose death…
    I’ll choose A, the cuts on the B options might end up revealing body parts I’m not comfortable revealing to random people.

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  • February 6, 2014

    Claudia

    Do I h a v e to wear these pink tights, too? In that case, I chose A, the tights don’t stand out so much there. If I add all those bean and seashell necklaces my daughter made me in kindergarten, I’d just look like a poor schizophrenic arts-and-crafts teacher.

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