This afternoon The Fashion Police are investigating reports of a mysterious "ripper" who has been targetting clothes around the UK… Oh no, wait: our mistake: it's just another Marios Schwab for Topshop collection. Excuse us while we call off the search… So, these two [...]
In defence of the items you see before you, we have to point out that they are not, in themselves, crimes of fashion. It’s just BY themselves that they become crimes of fashion – i.e. when there’s nothing underneath them but a fairly matronly [...]
Er, excuse us love, you seem to have forgotten your trousers… Whoops, no, our mistake! It’s a dress, isn’t it? Oh God, it’s a dress, and it’s exactly the kind of dress The Fashion Police hate, with enough volume up top to hide several people [...]
As far as the wearing of see-through dresses goes, this is only a minor offense. Indeed, at first glance, you may not even notice the fact that Heidi Klum here is wearing what appears to be a see-through skirt with a pair of giant knickers [...]
We’re not sure who made these shoes (any ideas?), so we can’t tell you whether they actually came like this, or whether Joss Stone here just bought two pairs and decided to mix it up a little. It’s the kind of thing Joss just might [...]
This Shopbop model’s looking mighty pleased with herself for someone who’s about to flash her boobies next time a flash goes off, no? And we’d really like to think that Jenni Kayne’s 3/4 sleeve t-shirt wasn’t designed to be worn with absolutely nothing underneath it, [...]
Created in the same mold as Norma Kamali’s ‘Modern Sculpture dress, this is another item of clothing that falls into the “wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen” category. Sure, it might be nice to be the centre of attention in this dress, with all eyes upon [...]
A quick glance at this photo tells the practiced eye of The Fashion Police that there’s more than one fashion infringement going on here. Sophie Monk could clearly tell us a thing or two about tan lines, for instance, but it’s her shoes we want [...]
Oh great, this is just what we needed to see on a Friday afternoon – a dress that makes the eye go straight to the crotch, without passing ‘Go’ or, indeed, collection $200. Congratulations, Phoebe Price – your work here is done now. You have [...]
This is fact becoming one of our biggest fashion pet peeves of the moment. It’s the "Whoops, my boobs could just pop right out of this dress any second!" look, and it involves wearing super low-cut dresses or tops in flimsy fabrics, and then letting [...]
Across the world tonight, thousands of little girls are abandoning their dream of one day being a princess, thanks to this picture of Princess Caroline of Hanover. Well, you wouldn’t want to marry royalty if it meant walking around in a dress like this, would [...]
Just what is it that celebrities have against bras, we wonder? This the second "no bra" wardrobe malfunction The Fashion Police have been called out to today, and while we reckon Patsy Kensit probably didn’t realise this top would be rendered see-through by the camera [...]