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Horse-hoof-shoes

These images were brought to our attention by our own Mousy, who spotted them at Style.com. We're just going to give you a moment to take stock of what you're seeing here.

Yes, it's shoes that make you look almost exactly like you have the legs of a pony! Like a centaur, almost! Neeiiiigh!

Now, we'd have to agree with Mousy that the things you see on the catwalk can, indeed, be an amazing sight. But we'd also have to agree that there are just some cases where what happens on the catwalk needs to stay on the catwalk, and never make it into the world of mainstream style.

We think this is one of those cases, no?

5 Comments

  • April 20, 2009

    nj

    anyone else thinking of that ginuwine song?
    “ride it…my pony…the saddle…is waiting…ride it…my pony”
    giddy up lol

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  • April 20, 2009

    kati

    unfortunately these won’t stay on the catwalk, because they have been sold in fetish shops for some time now… i read about such shoes in a short story last year, they are called ponyshoes if i remember correctly :/ human sexual life never fails to amaze me 😉

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  • April 20, 2009

    Steph

    Now I have the Father Ted song ‘Myv Lovely Horse’ stuck in my head…

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  • April 20, 2009

    Evil Dolly

    …My little pony, pretty pony…

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  • April 21, 2009

    chocoholic

    Why yes I have always wanted to look like a horse.
    I’m hoping next they will create some sort of detachable horse ears.

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