Want a thicker waist? This dress will give you one…

Waist_ruffle_dress We think it’s probably safe to assume that most of you DON’T want to create the illusion of a spare tyre around the waist, but for those who do, here’s the dress for you.

It’s by Tillmann Lauterbach, and every time we look at it, we’re reminded of a kids rubber swimming ring, only made of ruffles. That’s more or less what you’d look like you were wearing if you decided to throw this on of a morning, but if you’re currently jumping up and down in excitement and exclaiming, “Oh my God, that’s EXACTLY the look I’m after!” you can buy it for £373 at Two See.

(Thanks to Helen for the report!)

3 Comments

  • August 14, 2008

    Janet C

    It’s outfits like this that lead to one of two conclusions:
    1. Designers are all gay men and they hate women who look pretty, so they do everything they can to ensure that never happens
    2. Designers are all men who hate women, period.

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  • August 14, 2008

    Amanda

    Perfect if you want to spark baby bump rumours! (I’m looking at you, Paris)

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  • August 14, 2008

    Am

    in my experience all the gay guys I’ve known – and I did fashion, then costume design at college – so most of the guys I know actually! 🙂 – they all love beautiful women rather than ugly ones! And, they are the first ones to make kind comments on how you look.

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