Vivienne Westwood Anglomania for Lee Bondage Shorts with Removable Bum Bag

“Bondage shorts with removable bum bag”. There’s just nothing right about that sentence, is there?

There’s not much right about the shorts, either:

Why would you want a bag attached to your butt? It has a strap: why not use it? Where does bondage come into it? Where are the peep toe boots you’d obviously wear with these, in observance of the Peep Toe Boot Rule? Why are these cute shoes being paired with “bondage shorts with attached bum bag”.

So many questions, readers. If you have answers, feel free to share them. If you just want to buy these, click here to do it.

7 Comments

  • March 2, 2011

    Kate

    The outfit can go straight in the bin, but the shoes? GIMMEE.

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  • March 2, 2011

    Maria Walsh via Facebook

    When you sat down, you’d squash your sandwiches.

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  • March 3, 2011

    Dani

    Ah hahahahahaha! Thank you, Fashion Police. You have officially made my day. Those abominations may be funnier than when I almost got attacked by a raccoon yesterday. 🙂

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  • March 5, 2011

    Anneke

    That’s just so awful.

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  • March 15, 2011

    Shelby

    WOW…… soo do you remove the “removable bum bag” before you sit down? lol hideous

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  • March 17, 2011

    EK Lei

    To me, the model’s face is saying “Are you kidding me?”

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  • May 24, 2011

    amanda

    haha yeah these must be quite the wtf-moment for people who arent into vivienne westwood! if you google about her early designs for sex pistols and the bondage pants she did back then i think you might find your answers.

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