What big shoulders you have, fashion criminals…

Viktor & Rolf shirt

This shirt will cost you £450. That’s the bad news.

The good news is that if giant beetles ever rise up and take over the planet, you’ll be able to throw in this shirt, and try to pass yourself off as a human/beetle hybrid. In this way you’ll be able to live among our insect overlords in relative peace. Until one day they recognise you as the impostor you are, and eat you, obviously.

Actually, that might have been the bad news? The idea of people paying THAT MUCH for THIS has clearly disturbed us, and we need to go and lie down. Still, we hear that big shoulders are going to be, like, SO HOT this season. That has to count for something, no?

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  • August 22, 2012


    Kind of an 80s profile, with the fitted bodice and puffy sleeves, if you squint past the hideous ruffle. But way too expensive for something that ugly.

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  • August 24, 2012


    If I wanted to dress like an alien from Doctor Who/Red Dwarf, it would be perfect.

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