Victoria Beckham wants to join The Fashion Police*

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We're pretty sure Victoria Beckham is angling for a position on the Force. How do we know this? Well, it's obvious, just look at her: first she dresses up as an undercover detective (right), and now here she is wearing a military-style coat and hat. (Yes, we know we're not strictly military, but we are fighting a war against fashion here…)

Well, Victoria, we can't deny that we've been fairly impressed with you recently, but the double-breasted coat is taking us back to the 80s, and that's not a destination we paid for. Also, the hat makes us think of Freddie Mercury, and not in a good way, so we've never include it as part of the police uniform – it would totally mess up up our hair.

Hmm. We'll keep your CV on file, and we happen to need a new recruit, we'll be in touch. Maybe.

* Not strictly true

8 Comments

  • March 6, 2009

    holly

    i hate the coat on the left, but i think the one on the right (sans hat) is cute!

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  • March 6, 2009

    Bubbles

    She is just fabulous.

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  • March 6, 2009

    Natasha

    The first pic is very Berlin Wall, don’t you think?

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  • March 6, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    D’oh! I was all ready to come up with a snide comment about Parker from Thunderbirds, googled him to check the costume and saw the Telegraph had got there first:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4950978/Victoria-Beckham-dresses-like-Parker-from-Thunderbirds.html

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  • March 7, 2009

    b.

    I love Mercuryesque attire if people can pull it off. Though, this one is more Cold Warish, methinks. (Beside, the true Mercury style was the white leotard with starprint you featured some time ago.)
    Anyway, Posh looks good in both of these, even the double breasted coat.

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  • March 8, 2009

    CoutureCoco

    No – misses style and enters the costume zone – which happens often with Posh I think.
    Love the blue shoes though…

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  • March 8, 2009

    chocoholic

    I love the coat on the right as well.

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  • March 9, 2009

    Beazzle

    Poor Vickie, she always gets it SO wrong.

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