Vena Cava’s Naked Print dress: worst dress ever?

Naked_dress

 For those times when you really want to be naked, but society requires you to wear clothes – although there's an argument that you may as well not bother if you're going to be wearing this. Not least because it's so short it would probably be more accurately be described as a "top". Or as a fashion crime.

The back view, as you can imagine, is almost as bad…

Naked-dress-rear-view

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25 Comments

  • January 27, 2009

    Veronika

    I’d say the back view is worse. Much much worse.

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  • January 27, 2009

    xony

    omg!!! I laughed at the back lol
    maybe if the print had a bikini on.. yeah i’d wear it!!!
    xD

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  • January 27, 2009

    JC

    I think I just threw up a little bit
    Why?!

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  • January 27, 2009

    gokarm

    In it’s defense, I appreciate that it’s not a cartoon body and it doesn’t look like it’s had plastic surgery of any kind. it seems like something i’d see at the Metropolitan Museum of Art gift shop. I think it makes an interesting night shirt, but beyond that…you’re better off wearing a shress and celebrating your OWN naked body, if you so choose.

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  • January 27, 2009

    Theresa

    That is just SO wrong.

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  • January 27, 2009

    MIchelle McCormack

    I’m almost speechless! Is that ass supposed to look attractive? And the front needs a shave…

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  • January 27, 2009

    Am

    I don’t think it would be wrong if it ended at the waist, like the original, http://www.wonderworkshop.co.uk/breasts.html

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  • January 27, 2009

    Mafa

    Silly idea!

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  • January 27, 2009

    Evelyn

    Ugh! Just disgusting.

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  • January 27, 2009

    Anna

    Because even nudists get cold sometimes…

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  • January 27, 2009

    Theresa

    Exactly what they made my friend’s mom wear to her bridal shower! giggle

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  • January 27, 2009

    chocoholic

    Haha the bum looks saggy!
    Why would you want somebody else’s naked body printed across you?

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  • January 27, 2009

    kelly

    Anyone else think its actually a bit of a copy of the Vivienne Westwood t-shirt form the 70s, that was a pair of breasts across the wearers chest?
    To be honest, I’d not wear it myself, but I don’t find it the most offensive or horrible top thats been on here.

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  • January 28, 2009

    nicole

    I don’t blame the model for hiding her face.

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  • January 28, 2009

    Kathleen

    Haha–this dress/shirt is funny. But would I wear it? No way in hell.

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  • January 28, 2009

    Natasha

    Um, apart from the fact that it’s unbelievably ugly, where on earth would you wear this?

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  • January 28, 2009

    Oliver Xianide

    I personally think this shirt is a fantastic idea. Too much of society is obsessed with silicon enhanced physical features. Granted, as we age we all need a little tweak here and there. But when I was a size 1, I was told I still needed to be thinner.
    This is a great top because it displays the gross truth to all those that look at it. Bums are NOT perfectly round. Pubic hair DOES exist on women.
    As for wearing it? I certainly would. And I’m a male. Haha.

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  • January 28, 2009

    Thalya

    This dress is disgusting! Especially the back!

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  • January 28, 2009

    bookmole

    I would wear it. Though I hope the tits get bigger as the sizes get larger – 44DD under that top would just look silly.

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  • January 29, 2009

    Nina

    Ouch.

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  • January 31, 2009

    kate

    omg i have this top!
    gets me all da boiz
    i’m kidding
    possibly

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  • February 3, 2009

    Inger

    Worst dress ever.

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  • February 17, 2009

    Anamaria

    This just isn’t a dress to wear outside. I find it really interesting, but I’d rather leave it in an art expo. I can’t imagine someone wearing this outside, I find it rather humiliating (at least I’d feel really embarrassed to wear this in public) I’d honestly feel more comfortable leaving home just in my bra instead of a top with this print.

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  • May 30, 2009

    Diandra

    Could’ve done without the back…I dunno, it’s an interesting idea, but…Who would wear that?

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  • July 18, 2009

    Lousy Beatnik

    Fan-fuckin’-tastic

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