Style Trial | Valentino wool and silk dress

red floor-length Valentino dress

Dress: Valentino

Don’t worry, Style Sleuths: you haven’t gotten lost on the highways and bye-ways of the Internet and ended up on the wrong website altogether. This isn’t, you see, an image from some strange made-for-TV costume drama involving a sexy, high-fashion nun who goes astray (Although, as an aside, we would totally watch that…): it’s a product shot for a £2535 Valentino dress. As in, they’re expecting you to wear this. In public, presumably.

So, we have to ask: where would you wear this? And don’t say, “On Halloween, dressed as a bishop, or other religious figure,” because that doesn’t count. Seriously, though, we’re wracking our brains here, and while this isn’t actually offensive, in the way some so-called “fashion” items can be (We’re thinking of all of those dresses and skirts that are completely see-through, here. And no, we’re not offended because they’re see-through: we’re mostly offended that designers think we’re going to pay $2,000 for a completely invisible item of clothing, when we could just go outside nekkid and get the same look for free.), we still can’t think of a single occasion for which this would be just the thing to wear.

On the plus side, though, we can’t wait for the moment in the movie when the nun whips out a pair of scissors and transforms the dress into a mini:

short black dressBuy here

Still: just because we wouldn’t have a use for a particular item of clothing, it doesn’t necessarily follow that it must be a crime of fashion. That’s why we’re handing this one over to you: IS this  crime of fashion? Or is it the kind of thing you’d wear so often it would be worth every single penny of that £2535?

Is it innocent or guilty?

 

5 Comments

  • September 2, 2013

    lizvocal

    I’m thinking of all the mature women who bemoan the complete lack of evening gowns with sleeves. Imagine complaining about sleeveless dresses and being handed…this. LMAO Just hope the woman being handed this dress isn’t going through menopause, or heads would roll.

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  • September 3, 2013

    JB

    I actually think there’s something to be said for the mini version…

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  • September 5, 2013

    Claudia

    I wouldn’t say the long one is a crime of fashion, it is just totally excentric. You could be at the center of attention without showing an inch of skin – but you’d have to be someone like Dame Edith Sitwell to carry it off. It is not flattering, so it can only be worn by the ugly proud.

    The short one, on the other hand – that looks like a schoolgirl-turned-nun-turned-gang-rape-victim.

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  • September 7, 2013

    Heidi

    The long version reminds me of a fleece lounging robe I had in the 1970s.

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  • September 8, 2013

    Merp.

    Omg. I love it. I want it so bad….. if only it wasn’t $3000.

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