Unsolved Mysteries: River Island sequin swimsuit

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Well, you’re not going to be doing a whole lot of swimming in THIS, are you? Which makes us think that either:

a) They’re lying about the “swimsuit” bit and it’s actually just a bodysuit. Which actually brings up problems all of its own, because if you wore it under trousers or a skirt, you wouldn’t actually see the detail on the bottom part. This makes us worry that it’s supposed to be worn Lady Gaga style, with nothing over the top.

b) It IS a swimsuit, but it’s just for posing in. We’ve yet to see a “just for posing in” swimsuit that we didn’t consider a crime of fashion, so this concerns us too.

Either way, we’re not going to be paying £49.99 for it, but if you want to, you can pick it up at River Island.

7 Comments

  • September 10, 2009

    merges

    Actually, I will NOT be paying 49.99 for it!

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  • September 10, 2009

    Mitr-Friend

    Or may be its for the learners… In case the swimmer drowns, its easy to spot the person with that much of light reflections…. Well, may be…..!!!!!
    .-= Mitr-Friend´s last blog ..Thirupparaithurai Temple Tour (Trichy – Tamil Nadu) =-.

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  • September 11, 2009

    Katie R

    EW EW EW EW EW!

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  • September 12, 2009

    Bella

    That swimsuit is up to no good, I call for an arrest!

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  • September 14, 2009

    JJ

    Lady gaga or Beyonce would perform in this

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  • April 21, 2010

    KEYDA

    MY SISTER WILL WEAR THAT WHERE CAN I BUY THAT FOR HER @

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  • April 21, 2010

    KEYDA

    MY SISTER WOULD WEAR THAT WHERE CAN I BUY THAT @

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