Under Investigation: Wrap around swimsuit from River Island

Wrap-around-swimsuitYou already know what we're going to say here, but we're just going to go ahead and say it anyway:

WHY?

And also:

TAN LINES.

The latter point wouldn't be a pron;em for us, of course, because we're always SP'd up in the sun, but even without the tan lines, we suspect those black, um, belly straps, would help create the illusion of a wrinkly stomach. And who wants a wrinky-looking stomach on the beach, we ask you?

If you think all of this is mere speculation, however, and that this would look just perfect on, it's £24.99 and you can buy it at River Island.

6 Comments

  • February 19, 2009

    Kelly

    I don’t know, I kind of dig it!

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  • February 19, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    It looks like the sort of bikini Lilly Munster would have worn.

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  • February 25, 2009

    Romanticide

    I actually like it…

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  • March 1, 2009

    Helena

    …I love it.

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  • March 12, 2009

    jennifer

    love it love it love it.
    Why wear a bikini when you can wear something a bit unusual. I asure you at least one person will ask that awful question ‘ where did you get it i want one’ and you answer would be i can’t remember’

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  • November 5, 2009

    Umm

    Uh… Yeah I love it.

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