For this week’s edition of Wear or Die, we bring you two dresses, both pulled from our very own Ugly Prom Dress gallery, and both modelled by the same girl. That poor, poor girl. She’s not as lucky as you are: she didn’t get to [...]
Our thanks to Fashion Police reader Tara for calling in a report on this prom dress. Our officers picked the dress up in the early hours of this morning, and it’s now resting in the cells, sobering up, and hopefully thinking about what it’s done. [...]
We’re going to be generous and assume this dress wasn’t actually designed with prom in mind, and is, in fact, intended for some other kind of evening event, the likes of which we wouldn’t really like to speculate about. With that said, judging by some [...]
Reader Angela alerted us to this number by Jovani, and we are glad she did. Our officers are on the way to apprehend it as we speak. Angela says that the model seems to be saying: “For prom, all I want is to look like [...]
This dress is billed as an “evening dress” rather than a prom dress. Unfortunately that’s the only positive we can find to it, but still, at least it’s something, hmm? (Click here to buy it) Thanks to Bronwyn for the report!
The site selling this dress suggests it could be a prom dress OR a bridesmaid’s dress. All we can say is that if this is what the bridesmaids are wearing, we’d LOVE to see the bride… [Click here to buy it] (Thanks to Angela for [...]
The white lace knee socks really make this outfit, don’t they? [Product Page | Thanks again to Simona!]
“Look, everyone! Look at my crotch! No! No! Don’t look at the dress! Can’t you see I’m trying to distract you from the ugliness of the dress by holding it open, like a curtain on the crotch? Look, you can see my underwear and everything!” [...]
Yes folks, it’s prom season again with all those Christmas party and ball invitations about to come flooding in any moment. And what are you going to wear to your special event this year? How about this little number, which appears to be made from [...]
Well we guess ‘sexy’ is one word you could use to describe this dress. We can think of another one that also begins with S, though. Lionella describe this dress as having a ‘sensual revealing open front design’. Again, ‘sensual’ was not the S word [...]
We think the title of this post tells you all you need to know about the calibre of prom dresses that Lionella sell. Look at the poor model’s face. We think she’s just caught sight of herself in the mirror judging by that look shock [...]
We can’t quite decide what the worst part of this prom dress is. The lime green? The fact that someone thought lime green and pastel pink would look good together? Or maybe it’s the daises. The idea that ‘less is more’ really doesn’t seem to [...]