Wear or Die: Ugly Sweaters

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Ho ho ho! We know it’s not Christmas, but here at Wear or Die, every season is the season for Ugly Sweaters, and today we want to ask you: suppose you absolutely had to wear one of the sweaters above – or die? Which one would you choose? Would it be the "scary snowman", peeping coyly around your breastbone on the left of the picture above, or will you go for the scary… what the hell are those things, anyway? – in pepto bismol pink? The choice is yours, folks, but remember: you must choose one – or die!

21 Comments

  • May 14, 2008

    Veronika

    Omg. OMG! Such horror! Aaaaaargh! I’m dying.. sorry.

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  • May 14, 2008

    Nenyaki

    I think that the left one is very cute… Am I weird? 😛

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  • May 14, 2008

    Carol

    Hmmm…snowman peeking out from my chest or nutcrackers on my boobs? Tough choice here. I’d probably go with the bright pink, since it’s so over the top my friends would all know I’m wearing it as a statement AGAINST holiday sweaters.

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  • May 14, 2008

    amelia

    I really think I’d prefer to die, actually!

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  • May 14, 2008

    Janet C

    At least the snowman sweater is whimsical, and the trees are actually kind of cute. The nutcrackers, on the other hand, are just too much.

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  • May 14, 2008

    Line

    The snowman one, definetly… at least it’s not bright pink and you can clearly see that it’s a snowman… the other one is just pink and ugly and it takes some time until u realise that’s supposed to be nutcrackers…
    Just a question… how much are they? How much does the Fashion industry think we’re willing to pay to look like a complete fool??

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  • May 14, 2008

    gokarm

    I’d choose the nutcracker sweater. I think I could make it work in a christian lacroix sort a way.

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  • May 14, 2008

    Claire

    Can we wear them inside out?

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  • May 14, 2008

    The Ex

    the left one, for sure. It’s not THAT bad…right?

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  • May 14, 2008

    Ann C

    im not that stupid just to die over some stupid sweaters. ill wear both of em. anytime, anywhere.

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  • May 14, 2008

    Danielle

    I worked with someone who rocked a neon green Christmas sweater to the Christmas party. It was probably the most awesome thing I had ever seen.
    Take a gander! http://image.minitruckinweb.com/f/miscellaneous/last-day-for-assistant-web-producer/8007992+w640+cr1+re0+ar1/sachi.jpg

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  • May 14, 2008

    Bitchy Mom

    Yup I’m going to have to choose die on this one. Dying would be so much less painful than wearing either of those sweaters…
    And I’m with Claire on wearing them inside out… Then I would go with the black one.

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  • May 14, 2008

    edith

    I’d wear the pink one and pray nobody would notice the nutcrackers because they would be blinded by the colour.

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  • May 14, 2008

    Rexilla

    I like the snowman one better.

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  • May 14, 2008

    Diana

    OMG!! The one on the left, definitely.

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  • May 15, 2008

    Lucy

    Oooh I like the snowman one, where can I get one from?

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  • May 16, 2008

    bookmole

    The pink one. It’s pink, innit?

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  • June 1, 2008

    Whitney

    Omg this is so hard. I think I’d pick the snowman one and wear it with jeans and black ballet flats.

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  • September 2, 2008

    Hannah

    i rather die.

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  • December 23, 2008

    Emily

    oh god…the pink one, if I HAD to chose! then I’d rip off all the hideous little pictures on it

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  • July 24, 2010

    Frankie

    Snowman. At least people would look at it and know it was a snowman whereas the nutcrackers aren’t so obvious. And creepier.

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