To kick off this week’s Crimes of Fashion roundup, we bring you THIS:
Everything: Andrea Crews
No wonder this model is scratching her head and looking confused. She’s participating in what is possibly one of the worst outfits we’ve ever arrested – and we’ve arrested a LOT of outfits, so that’s quite the achievement. “How did this happen to me,” she’s wondering. “How did I get here? The booking agent told me it was a sportswear shoot and that I’d be wearing jogging pants… but then THIS?” Well, to be fair, she IS wearing “jogging pants”, according to the description on the website. They’re just like no jogging pants we’ve ever seen before – or want to see again, for that matter.
Still, at least it can’t get much worse than this, can it? What, after all, could possibly be worse?
Oh yeah, THIS. THIS could be worse. And it could be worse even than it appears in the photo, too, because just imagine if you ACTUALLY went running in an outfit like this, and started to sweat? Imagine how it would steam up, the perspiration running down the sides of … actually, you know what? Let’s NOT imagine that, yes?
One thing’s for sure, though: after working out in something like this, you’d definitely be all hot and sweaty. You’d need something to dry yourself off with, in fact. Maybe a little something like this?
Towel shorts! In pink! Perfect for getting out of the shower, hilarious at all other times. We’re tickled pink. Not, however, as tickled as this guy:
He’s wearing feathers, you see. Feathers, ticklish? Get it? Oh, never mind…
Honestly, we don’t know about you, but after that little lot, things like THIS are starting to look almost stylish to us:
Then again, on second thoughts…