Ugly Prom Dresses Roundup, Part 2

There just wasn’t enough space to capture all the ugly prom dresses in the world in yesterday’s post, so we’re continuing with the theme today, with a little bit of help from Fashion Police Officers Vera and Sophie, who, between them, managed to capture all of these prom dress outrages…

 

Yellow chicken prom dress
“Chick-chick-chick-chick-chicken! Lay a little egg for me!”

black sparkly sexy short Prom Dress
The “Bringing Sexy Back”

Pink prom dress with black corset
The “I Finally Made The Cover of a Kinky Romance Novel!” (Thanks, Sophie!)

Blue and white prom dress with corset

The “Milk Maid”

Green feathered prom dress

The “What do you mean, peacock feathers are unlucky?”

blue silk prom dress

The “I’ll be dancing on the bar in this later”

Want to see some more? Report prom dress crimes to The Fashion Police, and try not to have nightmares…

 

 

34 Comments

  • April 9, 2008

    Veronika

    Bringing Sexy Back:D 😀 😀

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  • April 9, 2008

    V

    I actually think the peacock one is kind of cute.. Sure, a bit over the top, but anyway 🙂

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  • April 9, 2008

    V

    If the skirt part would be anything else than chiffon ruffles, I might even wear it.. But then I’ve always had a weakness for those colours 😉

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  • April 9, 2008

    amelia

    Well, I guess as my Granny says – “it takes all sorts” And if there weren’t hideous creations like these, then what would we all spend our time giggling (girlishly) at? – The best is the trashy romance novel – priceless!

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  • April 9, 2008

    Diana

    HAHAHA the MILK MAID is hilarious!

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  • April 9, 2008

    net

    The peacock dress and the matchy matchy bag with the peacock design on it… LOL
    Is that a peacock feather in her hair?

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  • April 9, 2008

    Laura

    I LOVE the yellow one…for serious

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  • April 9, 2008

    Cassie

    i like the yellow dress too!!

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  • April 10, 2008

    Cassie

    i like the yellow dress too!!

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  • April 10, 2008

    Han

    (I swear this is NOT an ad for my blog; I haven’t updated it in months)
    You guys must not spend a lot of time around prom dresses– those are pretty mild compared to the ones I’ve seen lately!
    Love the site; been lurking for a while.

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  • July 11, 2008

    sliippy

    lmao the fluffy yellow 1 looks like ma friends weave

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  • August 13, 2008

    Ashley

    I like the blue dress that says ” I’ll be dancing on the bar later” I think it’s cute!!! I’d wear it.

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  • August 19, 2008

    Sarah

    If Say I wanted that yellow dress for Halloween where may i find the chick dress to purchase??=)

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  • September 27, 2008

    REALLY

    YELLOW DRESS IS HAWT!

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  • October 3, 2008

    sexy cat

    That yellow dress is super ugle…it looks like a wanna be princess that caught turned into a bird!!!!

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  • October 16, 2008

    meg90

    The yellow one just needs to burn

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  • November 25, 2008

    jiji

    omfg lmfao the yellow one looks like something that came from big bird. But the last one is quite decent.

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  • December 15, 2008

    Alletron

    Ok, I really love the Peacock dress. It’s different, and kitschy, and fun! The color is great, and it shows alot of personality. I would proudly wear it.

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  • January 8, 2009

    emily

    the yellow one lmaoooooo ugl or what

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  • January 20, 2009

    Jennifer

    these dreesses suck.

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  • January 26, 2009

    jo

    ewww there all minging

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  • January 26, 2009

    jo

    hahah get sum new designs 😛 and make thm better!

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  • January 26, 2009

    jodie pitts

    Im wearin the yellow one, makes me look like big bird 😉

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  • January 26, 2009

    Romanticide

    Just remove the skirt of the peacock one and you have and awesome shirt.

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  • January 31, 2009

    kiralee

    how is the last one ugly???

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  • February 7, 2009

    DANIELLE

    WELL I LIKE THEM THINK YOU VARY MOCH I GOT ON JUST LIKE THE 2 ONE AND THE 6 ONE YOU GUYS ARE RILLY MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU CAN HEART THIR FEELING SSO U GUYS DONT EVIN THIK ABOUT WRITTING ANY THIG ALSE

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  • February 10, 2009

    blue

    There’s nothing wrong with the last dress it’s nice for a party, okay it’s not really enough for prom, but other than that there’s nothing wrong with it!

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  • February 14, 2009

    Susie Bloom

    I think the “Milk Maid” one is really cute. I might be wrong though. But, then agian, I’m only 11 years old so, what do I know? nothing. 🙁 🙁 🙁

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  • June 28, 2009

    Jenny Overhaul

    AHHHHH, BIG BIRD LIVES!

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  • February 14, 2010

    Kendall V

    the milk maid reminds me of Alice in Wonderland. o.O

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  • March 25, 2010

    Brandi

    Like OMG did someone really make dress full of peacock feathers………what was they thinking??! without the peacock head it would have been okay!!

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  • March 30, 2010

    Fashion Policewoman in training

    OH GOODNESS IT’S BIGBIRD’S DATE TO PROM!! What has the world come to?

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  • May 5, 2010

    Elizabeth Ramirez

    I love the yellow dress!!!!!

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  • September 14, 2010

    Danielle

    NOW THE REST OF THOSE DRESS SOMEONE NEEDS TEW STOP DESIGNING AND START TEW LOOK AT REAL FASHION LIKE THE YELLOW ONE!
    THE DRESS HAVE NO CLASS AT ALL WAT SO EVER AND THEY NEED TEW CHANGE THE LOOK AND GET SUM NEW IDEAIS OR GET THE HELL OUT THE FASHION BUSINESS!

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