Ugly Prom Dress of the Day: Black velvet, and that brainwashed smile


The overly perky expression on the face of this model suggests to us that something a little bit ‘Stepford Wives’ went on in order to get her into this dress. Well, would you willingly slip into black velvet with sequins all over? The gloves, of course, with matching rhinestone bracelet, are an essential touch here – that’s where the mechanism that controls her is hidden…

Spotted an Ugly Prom Dress? Call The Fashion Police!


  • May 8, 2008


    Or it could quite possibly be hidden in the belt..

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  • May 8, 2008


    I just snorted ice cream out my nose. Thanks, ladies. Now I have to figure out how to get chocolate chip cheesecake ice cream out of the upper recesses of my left nostril.

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  • May 9, 2008


    well fashion police…i have a query for you, all these ugly dresses but can you seek a pretty one out on ebay so i can buy it…grad’s in 3 weeks and i’m still procrastinating the all-important dress hunt…if you don’t mind doing it that is…

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