Ugly Prom Dress Alert: Curtain on the Crotch

“Look, everyone! Look at my crotch! No! No! Don’t look at the dress! Can’t you see I’m trying to distract you from the ugliness of the dress by holding it open, like a curtain on the crotch? Look, you can see my underwear and everything!”

Sorry, sweetie, it’s too late: we saw the dress, and we’re arresting it. Modelling is hard, you know…

[Product Page | Thanks to Simona for the report!]

16 Comments

  • December 1, 2010

    philly

    I was going to leave a comment on this until I saw the previous post about the men’s underwear. That just makes this one seem OK.

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  • December 1, 2010

    Hazel

    There is not one thing about this dress that is ok…

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  • December 1, 2010

    drea

    the leg on the left side (her right leg) looks so wrong… the way the material is drapped over it make her leg look badly photoshopped.

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    • December 2, 2010

      Serinde

      its like an Esher print, turns your eyeballs out

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  • December 1, 2010

    Amee

    Prom dress? think you might have confused this with another type of evening wear.
    Alas-another perfectly decent dress destroyed by animal print and a far too high slit.

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  • December 1, 2010

    nata

    She looks so sad. What I think she is actually saying is “No! No! Do NOT look at my crotch! They made me wear this ugly dress! Can’t you see I am trying to cover it up!”

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  • December 1, 2010

    Moni

    I actually like the tulle top and the shape of the corset. If it didn’t have that horrid animal print, I’d wear it.
    Then I scrolled down to the skirt and almost puked. And when I saw the boots I actually did.

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  • December 2, 2010

    CLM

    Perhaps Lady Gaga as a teen would have worn something like this to prom…

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  • December 2, 2010

    Mitr Friend

    OMG!!! Who, exactly who would want to be seen in that!!!

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  • December 9, 2010

    MsAndreasBlog

    RT @fashionpolice: Fashion Police: Ugly Prom Dress Alert: Curtain on the Crotch http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/12/…

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  • December 15, 2010

    Lia

    I wonder if that model committed suicide. I, for an instance, would have if I modeled THAT “dress”.

    * It doesn’t deserve a name.

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  • December 15, 2010

    Lei

    Wow, as if taking the life of one animal for bad fashion wasn’t enough…

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  • December 22, 2010

    Wendy

    Is this the same person who made “The Purple Mullet” dress that is in a newer post?? I think it is even the same model! I’m horrified.

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  • January 9, 2011

    Nina

    Poor model, I agree. Not even the worst model deserves wearing horrid things like these “dresses”.

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  • February 6, 2011

    coralee

    what’s up with the socks! seems to be this line’s trend. this *dress* is the worst. this is such a weird looking thing–everything looks cut and pasted, horribly i might add…it’s quite confusing, actually.

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