Ugly Prom Dresses: a roundup

 

Prom_dressProm season means only one thing to The Fashion Police: the opportunity to round up more fashion criminals than we normally see all year. Read on for our look at the ugly side of prom, kicking off with that all-time classic: the pink meringue!

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The Belly Dancer

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The Pregnant Prom Girl: compete with “belly apron” to hide that bump!

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The Vegas Showgirl


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The Bahama Mama (we didn’t even change the name of this one…)

And finally…

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The ‘If I Show Him My Boobs, Do You Think It’ll Make Him Love Me?’

 

Look out for more Ugly Prom Dresses later this week! (Or send us a link to one you’ve spotted!_

53 Comments

  • April 8, 2008

    Anna

    Haha woww that dress is awful!!

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  • April 8, 2008

    Cadi

    The funny thing is, the Boobs one is a dress that you can wear back-to-front if you want (which is what these girls are doing). Yeah, not so much.
    And if I tried to choose any of these dresses, my mother would have rushed me off to get my head checked. Honest to goodness, those are frigging madhouse.

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  • April 8, 2008

    Heather Young

    Wow, that top one is so obviously inspired by Barbie Swan Lake!!!! That is too creepy.

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  • April 8, 2008

    V

    It seems the “Bahama Mama” one is featured in the film 27 Dresses. Poor Katherine Heigl..

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  • April 9, 2008

    Danielle

    I kinda like the first one.. but only as a costume.

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  • April 10, 2008

    Megan

    This is so wrong… you’re like 16-17 when you graduate high school (in Quebec anyway) I’d never want my sister or my cousins wearing those last ones! They’d look like so TRASHY who designs these anyway.

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  • June 27, 2008

    twutz

    who the f*ck even thought about these dresses???? and who the f*ck does not have the decent mind to even think about wearing these to the prom??? wear these and regret them forever…

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  • August 12, 2008

    kayleigh walters

    how much is your pink puffy dress,right at the top of the page

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  • September 22, 2008

    :]

    dude omg man

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  • November 13, 2008

    Woodie

    THEY ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • November 26, 2008

    Anna

    Hahahaha I love how the “Bahama Mama” is advertised as “as worn by Katherine Heigl in the film 27 dresses”
    So basically, what they’re saying is “this is an ugly, ridiculous bridesmaid’s dress”…?

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  • December 3, 2008

    Sandra

    that top one……she looks like a gift bag with the tissue sticking out of the top!

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  • December 5, 2008

    Melanie

    I LOVE THE TOP PINK ONE
    Its Soo Cute Im Even getting it for my prom this year!

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  • December 25, 2008

    Claire

    I actually like the “Pregnant” one.

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  • December 29, 2008

    Teresa

    Maybe because I graduated in 1984, but I love all these except the Bahama Mama.

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  • January 2, 2009

    Abby

    that first dress is so awesomely bad I would love to have it in my closet
    I’d take it out when no one’s home and dance around, probably scaring the pets 🙂

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  • January 21, 2009

    chelle

    That pink dress is apsolutally grotesk!
    i wouldentt even wear it as fancy dress!
    🙂
    Next time make a nice one please xx

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  • January 22, 2009

    Elizabeth

    I would have LOVED the first one as a child! XD AWFUL prom dress though.
    I actually really like the Show Girl one. I think it looks gorgeous on the model, very Cubanish. Probably not suited for a prom, but an exquisit dress on its own.
    The pregnant one also I think is pretty good, again just not for a prom night. It would have made an awesome addition to Queen Amidala’s wardrobe!
    The last ones are just…alien/sleezy…vomit quality.
    The Belly dancer is also a very nice dress, I love it, but would not buy it for prom 😛
    Bahama mama….makes me crave a banana strawberry milkshake XD

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  • January 31, 2009

    ashley

    those dresses are gross!!!! were in the world di you find them?!

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  • February 7, 2009

    Dress critic

    Lol how can anyone wear such things?HOWEVER, the pink one is quite nice on occasion. eg: themed prom such as “think pink”. Thats my opinium..

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  • February 8, 2009

    lakiesha

    omg i love the orange dress and the top one@!@@@

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  • February 9, 2009

    Leona

    I Lovee The One At The Top!!!
    Its Totally Amazing n i want it
    i wud wear it every day!!

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  • February 23, 2009

    Jessica

    who the heck think of those dresses like for real. but i will wear the if i show him my boobs one but just for being sexy for someone.

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  • March 7, 2009

    vikkixx

    the yellow puffy one looks rank but the first pink one was alright i would wear it if my mum gave it to me lol xx

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  • March 7, 2009

    stacey

    The pink one looks fab….xx
    its amazing_…xx
    …xxLOL…

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  • March 7, 2009

    vikkixx

    I still luv the first one….
    xxx…the colour is so in.
    …xxxlol..
    ~_IT~_IS…GREAT…XX

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  • March 11, 2009

    SNII

    We think this dress looks more like a gift bag… *barfs*

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  • March 14, 2009

    John

    I like the first pink one cause it would look fab on me sis xxxxx…..
    I hate the last 1 wid te 2 gals te colours r horrible

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  • March 22, 2009

    Amy

    some of these dresses are rediculous.They probably wouldn’t even let you in the prom with such open dresses.I didn’t go to prom yet i am going to have a baby i’m in High school

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  • March 25, 2009

    vikki

    hi i love the dresses were do u live amy xx

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  • March 29, 2009

    vikki

    i luv this website so much i hav just follen in luv with the first dress its got a cool desighn and can someone talk to me back pz …. xxxx

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  • March 29, 2009

    Brogan

    hi this website is so hip and hi vikki wuu2

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  • March 29, 2009

    Amber

    Vikki/Borgan,
    Given that you’re both using the same email address and posting from the same IP, it’s pretty clear that you’re both the same person. Which is sad, really.

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  • March 30, 2009

    The Fashion Police

    Oh, and also? All those comments you’ve been trying to leave, calling me stupid names and ranting in text speak? Those will never be published here, so you’re wasting your time. Maybe come back in a few years, once you’re grown up, and try again…

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  • April 10, 2009

    frances broux

    how much is the pink prom dress at the top of the page ?x

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  • May 15, 2009

    emma

    hey. ive never been on this profile website but from a glance i fink the dresses you’ve made are so amazing there breathless well to me anyway…i’d love to own a dress as wounderfull as they are! do you do a magazine?? i’d love to see some more pictures of the dresses you make, as i do have a ball to go too and id love some idea’s?? can you help me?? wb asap emma x

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  • May 22, 2009

    Amy Dunn

    LOL – I kinda like the Vegas showgirl–but not for a prom, for a photoshoot. 🙂

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  • June 7, 2009

    Kat

    The second and third ones are creepy, and here’s why… Those are photos of real girls, but their heads are photoshopped off. It’s TERRIFYING.

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  • June 14, 2009

    Tabitha

    Great site! Keep up the good work, I love these, what a hoot! Thankyou xx

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  • June 15, 2009

    Rachelle

    The top one looks like a gift bag with tissue paper coming out the top.

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  • June 28, 2009

    Mrs.Ricardo

    They need more experience because I’m a fashion expert. When they think of dresses they have to think more creative. Personuly I think that they need more style not something that looks a bag with wrapping paper in it.

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  • July 25, 2009

    Kat

    ok. “vegas showgirl” top, combined with if “i show him…” skirt, in a nice forest green. that would be a nice dress.

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  • August 29, 2009

    Irina

    Love the first dress ! great job !

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  • August 29, 2009

    Lazagna

    I think the first one is growing, sneaking out the top of the bodice, and is planning on eating her. It’s alive!!!

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  • November 6, 2009

    kirsty

    omg i love the 1st dress please be myn for my prom

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  • November 6, 2009

    kirsty

    i have 2 year to get it in 20011 is my prom my sis is next year in july

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  • January 25, 2010

    alex

    Wheres the bottom one from? the black and red onee?:/

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  • February 15, 2010

    kianna

    i luv da six one ihts so fab!!!!!!

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  • February 28, 2010

    no

    ok the first one looks like they but a corset over tissue paper if made better and in blue though i might like it

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  • March 6, 2010

    Ariana

    the bahama mama reminds me of a cupcake i ate a friends birthday party… he he…. they’re all so hideous

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  • March 10, 2010

    reyna

    hellow beatifullllllllllllllllll i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee itttttttt

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  • March 10, 2010

    rhEalYn

    . .. . .. . it’z REallY beaUtifUl . . aweSOme . . i love the first dress and the second dress. . i want to wear it on my prom. . .

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