Ugly Prom Dress Roundup

Flower_promWe’re confused. There’s still a good while to go before prom season kicks off, and yet already the makers of ugly prom dresses seem to have gone into overdrive. The following suspects were all rounded up by Fashion Police Officer Alyssa, and come from ShopShop.com. We’re starting of with the yellow number above, which we call “The Ugly Garden of Eden”. There are more under the jump, though, so if it’s ugly prom dresses you’re looking for, well, you’ve come to the right place…

Lady_chatterley

Lady Chatterley’s ugly prom dress

Vegasprom

“I went to Vegas and all I got was an Ugly Prom Dress!”

Promhell

I went to Vegas and… ended up with a new career! I also dyed my hair blonde, then back again. And I have boob underhang. And possibly no knickers!”

Prom_trip

“Hopefully this dress will look better on acid.”

22 Comments

  • January 8, 2009

    Amanda Nicole

    That first one looks like a fishing net that’s been freshly dragged in. And would anyone really want boob underhang in an outfit that’ll be photographed and displayed on the mantle?

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  • January 8, 2009

    geek

    That floral monstrosity looks like it’s built for pregnant girls.

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  • January 8, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Interesting – up till now the UPDs tended to fall into categories of either traditional with hideous colours/accoutrements or slutty in a traditional colour. These must be some kind of hybrid…

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  • January 8, 2009

    Lucienne

    Oh, I absolutely love it* I’d wear the second one for Halloween. I’m thinking about going as a fairy princess.
    *sarcasm

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  • January 8, 2009

    Caitlyn

    How many mermaids did they kill to make that heinous sequined nightmare?

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  • January 8, 2009

    Cadi

    Oh my WORD. There is someone, somewhere, who looked at these designs and said “YES! They’ll sell! Let’s make them!” >.<

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  • January 8, 2009

    Arielle

    I’m amazed – I thought that yellow one couldn’t be topped for fugliness. I was wrong.

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  • January 9, 2009

    Mousy

    Those are some impressively ugly designs.

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  • January 9, 2009

    Veronika

    Hahahaha I love your comments on them, best is the “I went to Vegas and… ended up with a new career!” LOVE LOVE that one;)

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  • January 9, 2009

    vehementflame

    That first yellow one looks like a really really bad knock-off of Halle Berry’s dress!
    http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/0/0/L/1/03_24_2002_020.jpg

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  • January 9, 2009

    Skelton

    I am just….amazed.
    People can’t ACTUALLY buy these can they? Why would you do that?!

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  • January 10, 2009

    Mel

    Just jaw droppingly, fantastically hideous!
    And as for who’s gonna buy them, well that’s what colorblind people are for :p

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  • January 11, 2009

    Maddie

    Wow these are pretty ugly
    Though the back on the first (yellow) one does look fairly pretty on the model
    Now if only the front was as good

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  • January 12, 2009

    chocoholic

    I love ugly prom dresses. They bring such laughter into my life 🙂

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  • January 12, 2009

    monsieurbitch

    omg, fugly… but the horrendous models make them look even worse!!!

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  • January 20, 2009

    blu

    seriously..those models are not making the best faces, especially the last one.

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  • January 26, 2009

    andy

    i got my girlfriend katie the one with the fish scales for a 21st, guess it was a bad idea!!!!

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  • June 25, 2009

    rebecca uglypersonlol

    most hideous people the history of history. I’ve seen slop on pigs that look better than those hideous things!!!!!!!!!

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  • June 25, 2009

    rebecca uglypersonlol

    most hideous people the history of history. I’ve seen slop on pigs that look better than those hideous things!!!!!!!!!

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  • April 6, 2010

    Hannah

    I love how, in the first one, the flowers are the only things on her chest… These dresses are simply vile…

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  • June 21, 2010

    Riley

    They’re all terrible!!! Except you know the last one isn’t that bad. It’s unique and cool. THe top anyways, where as the bottom is just terrible.

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