Ugly Harem Pants of the Day: Minimum Loose Linen Harem Pants

We really thought that harem pants would be a one-season wonder. We hoped and prayed that this would be the case. But then one season stretched to two, and now, as Spring (hopefully approaches) we find ourselves facing a renewed onslaught from the Evil Overlords of Bad Fashion: the harem pant.

We’ve extended the Harem Wing of the Fashion Police Jail in order to cope with this sudden invasion, and the first new inhabitants are these linen pants by Minimum Loose, which will probably be picked on by all the other inhabitants of the jail, because let’s fact it: they don’t even look like harem pants, do they? They just look deformed…

14 Comments

  • March 1, 2010

    Alicendre

    They look like the model is wearing a really, really full diaper…

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  • March 1, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    Do these count as bondage trousers? Given that as soon as you’d try and run for the bus in them you’d fall over. (At least their similarly-designed cell-mates are made of stretchy material that doesn’t shackle the wearer’s knees.)

    And I notice they’ve adhered to the peep-toe boot rule in the first picture.

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  • March 1, 2010

    EricB

    It’s an item that sports the classic “Don’t buy!” sticker.

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  • March 1, 2010

    bunbuns

    Chop off the bottom where the “legs” start and you’d have a nice linen skirt. Boring, but much better than what we have here.

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  • March 1, 2010

    EvilDolly

    They’re hobble pants.. designed to reduce one’s walk to a penguin-like shuffle.

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  • March 1, 2010

    Amee

    Stuff them and sew them up, and you’ll have a cute pillow.
    I can gladly say people do not wear harem pants here..at least not that I’ve seen.

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  • March 1, 2010

    link

    ugly!

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  • March 2, 2010

    Lauren

    Honest-to-goodness, I think the only time harem pants are acceptable is when you actually live in a harem. Honestly.

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  • March 2, 2010

    Alice

    I’ve never seen anyone actually wear these. I mean, in magazines they always look really cute and comfy and playful… but really… ugh…

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  • March 2, 2010

    Miriam

    Again with the peep toes!

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  • March 2, 2010

    Kelley

    It kind of looks like she put her legs through the sleeves of a light blue sweatshirt.
    .-= Kelley´s last blog ..Finding richer customers =-.

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    • March 4, 2010

      Brie

      I totally thought the same thing when looking at these the first time.
      .-= Brie´s last blog ..03.04.10: Longing For…Jeffrey Campbell Sandal Clogs =-.

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  • March 4, 2010

    Ellen

    These are definitely designed by creepy rapists in an attempt to keep their victims from running. Be scared.

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  • March 9, 2010

    Vic

    Those are so ugly I don’t even know what to say. How could any one think that those are attractive. Ew. Gross. Not nice at all.
    .-= Vic´s last blog ..Japanese Hair Straightening =-.

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