Ugly Harem Pants of the Day: Malloni pleat-front pants

Does the fact that these pants look more like a skirt than anything else make them better or worse than some of the ugly harem pants that have gone before them? These are the kind of complex and important questions The Fashion Police find themselves having to answer, and quite frankly, we now find ourselves so deeply mired in Harem Hell that we just don’t know WHAT to think any more.

What do YOU think? Better or worse than their harem pant sisters? If a harem pant has a crotch that reaches the ANKLES, but no one can see it on account of all of the material around it, is it still a harem pant? If a tree falls in the woods and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? The great unanswered questions of our time…

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8 Comments

  • March 12, 2010

    Aleutie

    I could wear it. Wait! I did wear somwthing like this. It was 80-th, you know, and I was in high school.
    .-= Aleutie´s last blog ..Paulina in the park =-.

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    • March 12, 2010

      Rock Hyrax

      Hmm, our school uniform stipulated a grey skirt too, though I don’t remember wearing anything as ugly as this…

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      • March 12, 2010

        Aleutie

        N it wasn’t AT the school. I had a moderately ugly gray pleaded skirt for a school. This thing was for a disco. Remember that jumpy guy? In glittery parachute pants? What was his name?

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  • March 12, 2010

    Marianne

    If it didn’t look so much like an ill-tailored skirt, maybe it could pass. But in this, instead of people wondering what Vizier you’d escaped from, they’d be wondering what Eastern Bloc nation you were emigrating from.

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  • March 13, 2010

    Brie

    I thought it was an ill-made skirt.
    .-= Brie´s last blog ..Two Shoes, Equally Cool. =-.

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  • March 14, 2010

    Amee

    I am glad to say I have never seen a harem pant in the real world.

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  • March 15, 2010

    Niina

    I’m actually loving this. Nice summer party look, with strappy sandals and a tank top.

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  • July 11, 2010

    Ell

    I’d like it.. if it wasn’t pants.

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