Ugly Harem Pants of the Day, by Rick Owens

Technically, it should be impossible for a pair of dropped-crotch pants to have a camel toe. In fact, that’s probably the only good point the harem pant has.

Once again, however, Rick Owens has managed to bring camel toe to the unlikeliest of garments.

There’s actually a weird kind of talent to that, somehow. And if he can persuade people to part with £455 for these, then he’s even MORE talented than we thought. And possibly dangerous.

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10 Comments

  • March 9, 2010

    Janelle

    these pants really remind me of an elephant.
    .-= Janelle´s last blog ..Mindless Monday. Again. =-.

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    • March 9, 2010

      Amee

      Its true! The back of an elephant! How depressing.

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    • March 9, 2010

      Rock Hyrax

      Yup, my first thought was also “elephant crotch”.

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    • March 9, 2010

      Megan

      definately an elephant!

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    • March 10, 2010

      Lichi

      I was actually thinking of an elephant crossed with an armadillo (or just an armadillo with really large ears).

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  • March 10, 2010

    naomi

    agreed on the elephantness of these…but to me it looks like they want to turn MY crotch into the elephant’s HEAD…all it needs are some sad googlie eyes between the pocket ears lol

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  • March 11, 2010

    Joyce

    This could be submitted to ‘http://accidentaldong.blogspot.com/’. Those pants are swinging some major pipe.

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  • April 3, 2010

    Anastaciya

    There is nothing a woman wants to wear more than a pair of pants that make it look like she has a huge shlong.

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  • May 10, 2010

    Moni

    I recently watched a woman who wore denim harem pants, and from the back she seemed to have testicles thanks to the pants…

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  • October 11, 2010

    Mary

    SOLD. OUT. THE FRACKIN’ PANTS ARE SOLD OUT.

    Who BUYS these things? O__O

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