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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Trousers/Pants</title>
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		<title>Style on Trial: Ruffled bloomer shorts by Marc Jacobs</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/style-on-trial-ruffled-bloomer-shorts-by-marc-jacobs.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
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We’d like to congratulate Marc Jacobs for finding a way to re-invent the wheel shorts.
We’d LIKE to … but that would mean ignoring MJ’s (We can call you MJ, can’t we, Marc?) flagrant disregard for the Not Broke/Don’t Fix It rule. Which we totally just made up.
For us, these also fall foul of the idea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexander Wang attaches grandad&#8217;s boxers to granny&#8217;s sweatpants</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/alexander-wang-attaches-grandads-boxers-to-grannys-sweatpants.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/alexander-wang-attaches-grandads-boxers-to-grannys-sweatpants.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, that Alexnder Wang! Such a kidder! As if it wasn&#8217;t bad enough that he&#8217;s already damaged our eyesight once this year with his creation of the Worst! Shorts! Ever!, he&#8217;s now gone ahead and ATTACHED those shorts to a pair of drab looking sweatpants. AS IF WE WOULDN&#8217;T NOTICE.
Let&#8217;s see:
- Clothes That Are Stuck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ugly Harem Pants of the Day: Malloni pleat-front pants</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-malloni-pleat-front-pants.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-malloni-pleat-front-pants.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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Does the fact that these pants look more like a skirt than anything else make them better or worse than some of the ugly harem pants that have gone before them? These are the kind of complex and important questions The Fashion Police find themselves having to answer, and quite frankly, we now find ourselves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Henrik Vibskov tried to make amends for drop-crotch crimes, creates stuck-together clothes instead</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/henrik-vibskov-tried-to-make-amends-for-drop-crotch-crimes-creates-stuck-together-clothes-instead.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/henrik-vibskov-tried-to-make-amends-for-drop-crotch-crimes-creates-stuck-together-clothes-instead.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Trousers/Pants]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[henrik vibskov]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, Henrik Vibskov created a harem jumpsuit:

Then Henrik realised the errors of his ways. &#8220;Quick!&#8221; he thought, &#8220;Cover the crotch! Before The Fashion Police see it and decide to make it the Ugly Harem Pant of the Day!&#8221; So Henrik DID cover the crotch:

By attaching SLEEVES* to it. And The Fashion Police DID make it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ugly Harem Pants of the Day: Armand Basi One Mesh Harem Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-armand-basi-one-mesh-harem-pants.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-armand-basi-one-mesh-harem-pants.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As harem pants go, these are far from the worst we&#8217;ve seen. In fact, in a Wear or Die type of situation, we may even find ourselves picking these over another pair of drop-crotches, purely because the &#8220;harem&#8221; part is made of mesh, and is therefore that little bit less noticeable than a regular ol&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ugly Harem Pants of the Day, by Rick Owens</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-by-rick-owens.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-by-rick-owens.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Trousers/Pants]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technically, it should be impossible for a pair of dropped-crotch pants to have a camel toe. In fact, that&#8217;s probably the only good point the harem pant has.
Once again, however, Rick Owens has managed to bring camel toe to the unlikeliest of garments.
There&#8217;s actually a weird kind of talent to that, somehow. And if he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ugly Harem Pants of the Day: Zimmermann Papillon Drape Jumpsuit Cover Up</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-zimmermann-papillon-drape-jumpsuit-cover-up.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-zimmermann-papillon-drape-jumpsuit-cover-up.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes it&#8217;s not enough to have a saggy butt and low-slung crotch in your day-to-day life. Sometimes you want to be able to look like that at the beach/pool, too, and luckily for you, this Zimmermann jumpsuit  (sorry, &#8220;shumpsuit&#8221; &#8211; it IS sheer, after all) is here to help you do it!
This is actually supposed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maison Martin Margiela makes another version of the skirt-trouser</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/maison-martin-margiela-makes-another-version-of-the-skirt-trouser.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/maison-martin-margiela-makes-another-version-of-the-skirt-trouser.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember &#8216;Skousers&#8217;? They&#8217;re part trouser, part skirt, and no one &#8211; no one &#8211; does them quite like Martin Margiela. Thank Gaga for that, eh?
The skousers you see above are special skousers, because rather than sticking to the more usual &#8220;mullet&#8221; design, with the skirt in the back and the trousers at the front, Margiela [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dress Like a Toddler Trend returns: Haute Hippie&#8217;s ribbed romper</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/the-dress-like-a-toddler-trend-returns-haute-hippies-ribbed-romper.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/the-dress-like-a-toddler-trend-returns-haute-hippies-ribbed-romper.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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There is a reason why &#8220;rompers&#8221; are most often associated with babies and toddlers.
This is that reason.
Actually, this Haute Hippie romper doesn&#8217;t make the model look like a toddler so much as it makes her look like someone who forgot to get dressed before leaving the house. We&#8217;d have no issue with this as sleepwear, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ugly Harem Pants of the Day: Brown and black check cotton shorts from Henrik Vibskov</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-brown-and-black-check-cotton-shorts-from-henrik-vibskov.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-brown-and-black-check-cotton-shorts-from-henrik-vibskov.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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It doesn&#8217;t really get much worse than this, does it? Or at least, we hope not.
These are actually designed for men, and we would attempt a joke here about what the man who wore them would be packin&#8217; in that pouch, but actually, going by the shape of it, it looks like a second butt. [...]]]></description>
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