Trousers/Pants

Cute pants and terrible trousers
ZARA autumn 2014

This season, ZARA is carrying a lot of stuff like this: All items: ZARA And, OK, they're not all "baggy". Not exactly. Some are just stretchy....

There are two types of fashion crime in the word: the clothes we wouldn't want to wear because of the way they LOOK, and...

Well, whaddya know: it looks like our old friend The Emperor got himself some new trousers! It's hard to be sure just from the evidence...
ASOS awkward length trousers

ASOS awkward length trousers, £35 When these trousers first appeared on the ASOS website yesterday, the product description called them "awkward length trousers": in fact,...

Sequinned leggings, £541 at Louisa Via Roma First up, these aren't actually £500: phew! Nope, they#re £540. D'OH. (For the benefit of our US readers, that's...

This week's Fashion Crime roundup has a 'Terrible Trousers' theme. "Terrible in what way, Fashion Police?" we hear you ask. Well, let's take a...

Murmur stretch leggings, £117 And they're £117, too. That seems reasonable for a pair of glorified tights, no? No? In fairness, there's really nothing to suggest...
ugliest trousers of 2013

Happy Friday, everyone! We hope you had a good Christmas if you were celebrating, and that you're enjoying the holiday season. Our officers are currently...

"Tail Trousers" by Doriane Van Overeem, $585 We were going to keep these for our regularly scheduled "Fashion Crime Friday" post, but they're just so...

L-R: ASOS trousers in floral jacquard | Banana Republic Camden fit gold skinny ankle pants | J Crew Collection cafe capri pants Something strange is going on in the world...

Trousers. So easy to get right. But also, apparently, so easy to get catastrophically WRONG. This week our officers have been policing the world...

These leggings might LOOK relatively innocent, hanging there all in a row like that, but the title of this post should be a good...
selection of fashionable boiler suits

"The boiler suit trend": now THERE are some words we hoped never to have to write. It's happened, though. Boiler suits are being deemed...
leggings

A closet hero is an item of clothing which, once purchased, quickly becomes indispensable to its owner. Here at TFP, we don't believe that there are...

A couple of days ago, this suggestion popped into our ASK.fm inbox: Well, your wish is our command, so... Leggings, £14.95, Forever 21 Um, yeah. We honestly don't...
60s-style floral jumpsuit

So, 60s style is back in fashion, just in case you hadn't noticed. And while some brands are choosing to embody the spirit of...
harem shorts with one leg longer than the other

Some of them are straight-up ugly, and some are just plain... strange. Here's a quick round-up of some of the most puzzling pants Yoox.com...

Thanks to all of your suggestions on our first Closet Heroes post, we now have a growing list of awesome items to feature. We'll...

Nothing hits the spot quite like a good ol' burger and fries, does it? You know what they say about fatty, fried, food, though: a...
three pairs of printed trousers

Forever 21 // Topshop // Zara Printed trousers appeared on the style scene a couple of seasons ago, and while some of you loved them, and...
black leggings with padded sections on legs

We thought the fringe leggings we arrested this morning would be the worse thing we'd have to show you today, but then we stumbled...

We've discussed the existence of fringe leggings before, but we figured these ones deserved a special mention, not just because of the leggings themselves,...
sheer pants with cabbage patch print

Love peculiar pants? Buy these ones here. The product description describes these as "pajama pants". If that's the case, then it certainly explains the see-through...
leggings with animal print and sheer panels

We normally save the fashion crimes until our regular Friday roundup, but we strongly suspect these leggings of being the ugliest leggings  we've ever...

Pants. They're one of the easiest and most comfortable items of clothing to wear, but for reasons which continue to elude us, they're also...
flasher pants

Well, these will certainly make people look twice, won't they? Especially if they're worn with someone with a skin-tone similar to the "insert". See? Made...
drop-crotch suit

Grey wool trousers with a matching, fitted suit jacket sounds like a very office-appropriate kind of outfit, doesn't it? These pants, though... don't. In fact,...
skirt pants

"Skirt-like trousers", says the product description. "Skants", says The Fashion Police. Because under the same logic which dictates that a sheer dress is a...
deliberately creased clothes

Deliberately creased clothes: we hate them almost as much as we hate gladiator sandals. We're not sure if the shoes in this photo could...
nasty gal fringed shorts

Nasty Gal have helpfully suggested two different ways you might wear this caged bustier of theirs. One will make you look like you're out...