Say something nice about this gold Topshop maxi dress

DEVORE CITY MAXI DRESS BY UNIQUE**

We can’t think of anything nice to say about this gold maxi dress by Topshop Unique. In fact, if we came round to your house, say, and you were wearing this, we would think we got you out of bed. We’d also think it was 1972.

It’s Friday, though, and, well, it’s nice to be nice, isn’t it? So we’ll leave it up to you. If you share our view, you can consider it a challenge. If you don’t, you can consider it an opportunity to change our minds. If you just want to buy the dress, you can click here and have your £195 at the ready. Go!

30 Comments

  • September 16, 2011

    Nell

    The colour is nice… otherwise, yuk

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  • September 16, 2011

    Diana

    It has a peter pan collar, which if you took off and put on something else would be quite cute…
    Also, it would shelter your ENTIRE body from the wind…

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  • September 16, 2011

    annet

    it would look pretty epic in combination with a black velvet cloak, but i’m not sure if it’s epic in a good way.

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  • September 16, 2011

    Justine via Facebook

    collar n cuffs are nice…i have nothing to say about the rest,and nothing to say about the alien looking print…

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  • September 16, 2011

    Maria via Facebook

    Looks like it came from a charity shop. And not in a good way.

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  • September 16, 2011

    bookmole

    You could eat spaghetti in it, without worrying about stains. In fact, stains might make it more interesting!

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  • September 16, 2011

    naiadknight

    -You could hide the early stages of pregnancy in it.
    -The alien print would earn you points in the geek community, esp if worn while pregnant.
    – I got nothin’.

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  • September 16, 2011

    Heidi

    Is it only me? Or do the rest of you find the recent tendency to draw attention, through placement of prints, to the twat area rather unseemly? And then you take this hideous vision that destroys all sex appeal and place a print with implied movement such as this right over the beaver. It just makes me shudder.

    This may just be the UGLIEST dress I’ve ever seen.

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  • September 16, 2011

    kathleen rogers

    With the right makeup it would make a nice Halloween costume.

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  • September 16, 2011

    Jordan

    I think the fabric would feel nice??…….. :s

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  • September 16, 2011

    Pink Princess

    Sorry… no can do.

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  • September 16, 2011

    Amee

    It looks really comfortable.

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  • September 16, 2011

    lizvocal

    It is clearly the costume prototype for Star Trek: the Next Generation vs. Alien movie. [Big movie voice guy] An officer on the Star Enterprise comes back from exploring an unknown space ship with an unexpected bundle of ….terror….

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  • September 16, 2011

    Itzel

    It looks like a good maternity dress, the print can really empahisize the baby!

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  • September 16, 2011

    Tii

    Just one word… Abomination

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    • September 16, 2011

      Tii

      Oops, I forgot I had to say something nice… I like Peter Pan collars. Would that be sufficient?

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  • September 16, 2011

    Jesse

    My sports team plays in yellow and black and it is the perfect colours for that….
    No its impossible to be actually nice about it.

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  • September 16, 2011

    philly

    I always wanted a cityscape with a big old bridge across my backside!

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  • September 17, 2011

    Kota

    This looks like a Starfleet Officer maternity uniform with a bit of personalization.

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  • September 17, 2011

    Chitraa

    at first i thought it was quite ok if not strange,then i scrolled down and saw the thing in the middle of the dress and it kinda scared me…

    chitraasfashiondiary.blogspot.com
    XOXOX

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  • September 17, 2011

    kizi

    the designs are very beautiful, very stylish. suitable for all ages.

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  • September 17, 2011

    Lola

    You wouldn’t have to shave your legs to wear it.

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  • September 17, 2011

    Andre

    if you wore it the sun would literally be shining out your crotch.

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  • September 18, 2011

    Kate

    Ming the Merciless would totally be turned on if you wore this into his boudoir.

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  • September 18, 2011

    PurpleRennie

    Someone has to cater for those who frequent Star Trek conventions.

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    • September 19, 2011

      lizvocal

      Yes they should! Science fiction costuming and high fashion have a lot in common, beginning with inhabiting worlds not shared by normal people. 🙂

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  • September 19, 2011

    Amy

    kinda expensive for pyjamas!!

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  • September 28, 2011

    maddy

    i like the image of cthulhu on the groin area.

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  • September 29, 2011

    Jez

    Be amazed, faithful cultists, as your hoo-ha is imbued with the powers of our master, the Great Cthulhu. Marvel as your crotch can now represent His eventual rise from the watery depths. These newly designed cultist robes are made of some of the finest golden threads, symbolizing the dawning of His awakening. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn, everybody!

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