Topshop commit yet another Stuck-Together-Clothes Crime

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Tragic. This poor dress was just innocently minding its own business when WHAM! There’s a cardigan stuck to it and it can’t get free, OMG!

We’ve noticed a dramatic increase in this kind of crime recently: it seems nothing is safe from the stuck-togetherness right now, so we’re issuing a warning to all of you –  be on your guard. Do not leave your clothing unattended, or you may return to find it stuck to something else. And we wouldn’t want that now, would we?

Still, at least there is hope for those poor people who are completely incapable of working out for themselves which cardigan to wear with a dress. Coming soon: dresses with cardigans, underwear, tights, shoes and jackets stuck to them! Surely that’s then next step, after all?

Knitted 2 in 1 dress, £40, Topshop

5 Comments

  • September 7, 2009

    zeezee

    I came across a triple stuck-together crime the other day. Long sleeves + short sleeves + a vest, all stuck together. I should have snapped a picture, but alas, I’d forgotten my phone that day.

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  • September 7, 2009

    Kelly

    I was shocked a few weeks ago, when I spotted a t-shirt in Next, with a matching cardigan over the top of it – sold together, but seperate items!

    Maybe there’s a bit of a return to normality?

    Maybe shops are realiseing we like to be able to have layers for a reason (the choice in number of layers) not just the look of them?

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  • September 8, 2009

    Anna

    I feel like wearing these would set you up for an awkward situation.

    “Ugh, I’m so hot.”
    “Then why don’t you take off your cardigan?”
    “Um…. I can’t… It’s kinda attached to my dress…”
    .-= Anna´s last blog ..Annoying thing. =-.

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  • September 8, 2009

    Becca

    This is the most pointless thing ever. Surely the shop would make more money if they sold the dress and cardigan separately? The number of times I have seen what I thought was a pretty dress only to find it stuck to something else. Its so annoying!

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  • September 8, 2009

    karah

    The only way that this could have been a good idea would’ve been if they made the waist more fitted, since pairing these pieces in real life would usually result in some bulk around the midsection. fail

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