The Top Five Ugliest Items of September 2010

1. KTZ frilly leggings

Well, readers, it’s October. A new month, a new season, and we’ve no doubt there’ll be lots of new fashion crimes for us to arrest. Before we get on with that, though, we thought we’d take a moment to open the doors of our jail and have a look at the very ugliest items of the month just gone.

In first place, and a possible contender for the Ugliest Item of the YEAR, never mind the month, it has to be those frilly KTZ leggings. When our officers found these, they stopped in their tracks and just stared at the screen for a few minutes, scarcely able to believe their eyes. We’re lucky we weren’t blinded, in fact. Will we ever find anything this ugly ever again? Probably.

2. The Chest Shirt

The Chest Shirt was a one-of-a-kind creation. Unfortunately that’s the best thing we can say about it.

3. The Goat Fur Skirt

September 2010 really wasn’t a good time to be a goat. This skirt wasn’t the only item to be fashioned from goat fur, but it WAS one of the ugliest…

4. The Brain Jacket

This is your brain on Comme des Garcons…

5. The Sock Shoes

We know we just arrested these yesterday: we’re still not over the ugliness…

12 Comments

  • October 1, 2010

    Tali

    Just imagine wearing all of ’em together))

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    • October 1, 2010

      Moni

      At least then the goat skirt would cover the frills on the leggings, which would actually be an improvement… ah, the small graces! 😉

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    • October 2, 2010

      Lindsay

      I’m going blind from that mental imagery. (Shudders in horror)

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  • October 1, 2010

    Roz

    What-in-the-hell?! the chest shirt is amusing.. the leggings.. holy mother of god! is this some avatar bad reject costume.. retailers are playing the public for fools obviously… would be curious to see photos of people actually wearing these frilly leggings – for serious…

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  • October 1, 2010

    Rad

    I actually like the brain jacket and the fur skirt a lot ! And the harem shorts too, AND the mohawk pumps ! What am i doing here ? lol

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  • October 1, 2010

    Sunny

    Well.. some people need to get their fashion sense straight. Who in the world would like to wear a goat fur skirt? Maybe some tribes in Africa?

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    • October 4, 2010

      Rad

      I guess the same people who wear fur coats and jerseys and scarves and everything could wear that skirt. But maybe it’s the fact that it’s GOAT fur that disturbs you. Maybe you like to wear cat fur better, or rabbit. Oh yeah, this is far less ridiculous than goat !

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  • October 1, 2010

    Dianixshoes

    jajajajaja

    you’re great

    so funny to see these punishments of God

    jajajajaja

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  • October 1, 2010

    Kookakicha

    I like the skirt just a bit. I think it’s the most wearable item of all the other atrocities.

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  • October 2, 2010

    Julie

    I think the leggings are a government plot – they take down the names & addresses of those who would purchase them, and then recruit them to blow up terrorists or something… because these are people who have guts while being TSTL.

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  • October 2, 2010

    Maya

    I think /someone/ could rock the leggings.
    Not me, of course, but I think someone could manage it.

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  • October 4, 2010

    Slug Monster

    It’s not possible to rock the leggings. There’s a zipper in the rear with neon blue highlights. Unless said person wants to advertise… you know where this is going.

    The frills also looks like Ursula’s cave. None of these items are sexy images.

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